e-Bale

when you recieve an email laced with curse words and rants for no reason.

That customer wasent very happy, he totally just e-baled us a nasty one.

by Jakegrape February 18, 2009

released on bale

What "non-carnivorous" suspects --- i.e., individuals in legal trouble for crimes other than da hazardous-to-humans offenses like violence, murder, etc. --- can get from a "kangaroo court" if they "pony up" a set amount of "hay".

If a judge allows you to be "released on bale", ask him if he wants said "green stuff" to be in alfalfa or timothy.

by QuacksO April 4, 2022

bale bondsman

A hay-farmer's assistant who wraps securing-twine around bricks/rolls of dried alfalfa as they are made.

Now that machinery gathers and processes hay in one single operation, the job of the bale bondsman is largely a thing of the past.

by QuacksO August 31, 2018

Bales

Someone lacking zero common sense/general knowledge

That guy though the capital of Tasmania was Australia. What a Bales!

by Scrooge McKik May 19, 2018

Bale Face

When you here a good tune on the radioand you make a face like Gareth Bale.

Did you hear that tune dropped on Houseology last night. Gave me a proper Bale Face

by Atomicflange February 28, 2017

Mackenzie Bales

Best friend in the whole wide world, lives in AZ, gives best pep talks, kind, athletic, and overall awesome

Girl 1: ohhh is that Mackenzie bales? She must be sooo nice

by Humanhumanhuman June 25, 2020

jane bales potion

is it 3am?? are you feeling quite imposterish??? then chances areee that youve taken a hefty sip of the jane bales potion, yes siree !

oh my god i took the fattest sip of the jane bales potion at 3am last night brother

by pai.g January 27, 2023