Italian Backstache

A rare medical condition in which the sufferer's back is engulfed in a thick, black, musky muff of hair. Usually those afflicted happen to be extremely short and tend to remain virgins well into their forty's. Sometimes affects the torso and genitals, in these cases the condition is referred to as an "Italian Bodystache".

When Tom removed his shirt revealing his Italian Backstache at the community pool, Jefferson grabbed his son and ran fearing a grizzly attack.

Lisa: "Gena, did you hook up with that guy with the green lantern tattoo last night?"
Gena: "I was going to until he took of his shirt. He had a major Italian Bodystache."

by Jay Beee January 24, 2014

Backstab

Someone who can't handle their own immaturity so they make lies about their friends and then deny that they ever did anything to hurt them.

Person 1: Let's be friends
Person 2: Okay!

Person 1: I'm going to tell you my feelings okay?
Person 2: Okay!

(After a while)
Person 2: what a drama queen! (Said to others) (As they read the persons messages)

Person 1 to different person: They totally backstabbed me! I sent those messages in confidence!

by jldd June 26, 2014

backstreet dentist

a sadistic parasite; a malevolent and disreputable person

He befriended a backstreet dentist, who lifted all his stash, fornicated with his girlfriend, and then telephoned him collect to bum a ride from her house.

by Kyle of Kent October 3, 2006

Backstage Betty

A woman(hopefully) usually invited backstage by members of a band who mainly are just looking to sleep with her.

Hey Billy it's been a pretty lonely tour so far. How bout we round up some backstage bettys?

by Bsmithh June 29, 2006

backstreet

A term used to describe someone or something that is considered gay or queer. The term has been taken from of course the "Backstreet Boys", who many see as a group of panty waist crybabies that begged for pussy or cock (mainly cock).

Any guy that perfers the taste of a hot creamy cock instead of a nice sweet pussy is without a doubt backstreet!

by Wun Hung Lo July 26, 2008

Backstabber

Someone who talks shit about you behind your back. If you were on fire and this person had a bottle of water they would rink the water and apologize about it later when you are in the ICU. This person makes you walk on hot coals to please them and then they turn around and talk about behind your back while still acting like your friends...stay away from theses people they are no good.

Good Friend: "OMG sorry i didnt mean ... is there anyway i can make it up to you?"

Bad Friend: "Nah.. it's okay it's fine, don't worry about it"

1 hour later
Bad Friend: "guess what this bitch did to me..... I have always hated her. all she wants is attention.. she should go die in a hole"

Next Day

Good Friend:" Hey Bestty"

Bad friend:"Hey Bestfriend in the world" -.-

Another person: "You do know she talks shit about you behind your back"

Good Friend: "WHAT A BACKSTABBER!!!"

by Don't Hate, Appreciate February 28, 2012

backstreet

A term used to describe someone or something that is considered gay or queer. The term has been taken from of course the "Backstreet Boys", who many see as a group of panty waist crybabies that begged for pussy or cock (mainly cock).

Any dude that perfers the taste of a hot creamy cock instead of a nice sweet pussy is without a doubt backstreet!

by Wun Hung Lo January 7, 2006