A baboonaphile

A man who prefers his women to have difficulty shaving and a enough body hair to grab ahold of.

by Anonymous July 11, 2003

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Baboon ass

Baboon ass is an unfortunate case where your ass cheeks sweat and the wet hairs on your ass cause friction, which is a the pain felt as baboon ass. It's most common whilst doing activity, and in the summertime, where your body will naturally sweat more. Wiping your ass too hard can also result in this terrible sickness. The term baboon ass derives from the redness found on a baboon's ass, this same redness is a sympton along with a bloody great pain on your crack of the sickness also.

I can't play football today lads, i've got baboon ass.

by Muddy Horsburgh September 22, 2005

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baboon goggles

When you place your balls over someone's eyes.

What? You sold my car!? Come here, you might as well just give me baboon goggles too.

by ibetthisnameistaken February 3, 2009

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Balloonicorn

A small, floating, pink species of unicorn that hails from the video game Team Fortress 2. It can be easily identified by its general cuteness and peppermint horn, also by the blue markings on its back and yellow soles of its hooves. It is sometimes given to unicorn-loving girls by their video game-playing boyfriends as surprise gifts.

The Pyro pranced around with his best buddy Balloonicorn as he shot civillians with his rainblower in Team Fortress 2.

by unicornlady3 October 21, 2013

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