Blumpkin

A nickname for Virgina Governor, Glenn Youngkin.

Virginia Governor Glenn Blumpkin is a fascist who targets public school educators, who are absolute angels.

by Beccamckennabrady January 25, 2022

Blumpkin

The fine art of recieving oral pleasure while defacating.

Josh's mom gave me great blumpkin and then wiped me afterwards.

by wing513 June 23, 2011

Blumpkin

Where a man is taking a shit and a women polishes his knob

Damn bitch give me a blumpkin

by Bitchwantme December 4, 2013

blumpkin

1. (blump-kyn)-noun
The act of a person performing oral sex to a man when he is pooping.

Alyssa Marie will give Randall Ryan a blumpkin.

by jibjabjibjab December 11, 2010

blumpkin

what jp wants from andrea

jp - andrea give me some blumpkin
andrea - no!
tina - i'll do it!

by jTHIZZwhaa July 23, 2008

Blumpkin

verb: When a man receives a blowjob while on the toilet or taking a dump.

Emily was super drunk and she totally gave me a blumpkin.

by n24 September 8, 2009

Blumpkin

The delicate art of receiving a Blowjob while taking a shit.

Yo my nigga clex is a G, he stays getting blumpkins like crazy. His bittys be on point too! nough said.

by Clexs Wifey June 17, 2012