blowhan

short name for Lindsay Lohan, wich could either refer to her coke addiction, or to her lovely taste for sucking dick.

did you hear blowhan was furiusly sucking a guy in a bathroom on a coke rush?

by peppermint jane September 24, 2008

Boofhole

A butthole

“I really enjoyed eating your boofhole.”

by Drew Shane December 31, 2018

Angry Blofeld

Much like an angry pirate, executed during fellatio the male will pull out his member before ejaculation. Jabbing it firmly into her eye, this will give her the black eye-patch look of the 'Angry Pirate'... Unlike the Angry Pirate the male must have a Prince Albert piercing to execute the 'Angry Blofeld', when jabbed in the eye the woman will receive a scratch as well as the bruising. This will leave the angry woman looking like the scarred-eyed James Bond villain Ernst Stavro Blofeld (the one with the cat/ Doctor Evil/ Scar from The Lion King).

Well i wanted it to be special so i tried the Angry Pirate on her... Unfortunately i left my cock piercing on so it ended up a nasty Angry Blofeld...

by Totalplonka August 1, 2010

lindsay blohan

anything of poor quality, shabbiness, below average, really bad

What did you think of the movie?

In a word, it was lindsay blohan.

by Bruce R April 28, 2008

blofl

originally accidental but now intentional misspelling of rofl. simply a more exaggerated, ridiculous, and completely meaningless phrase that serves the save purpose as rofl or lol.

when he told that joke, i blofl'd.

by crapppppppp May 29, 2007

blowhole

A feature of coastal processes formed by erosion of a cliff or headland.

Waves quickly exploit joints, cracks and bedding planes in rock through hydraulic action. (Pressure is created when waves force air into crevices, pressure is released as waves retreat creating mini explosions.) Along the joint the sea will cut inland to form a cave. If the erosion continues upwards then with a little help from sub-aerial processes the line of erosion continues through the cliff to the top forming a blowhole. Blowholes get their name due to sea spray coming up and out in stormy weather much like a dolphin or whales blowhole.

'Argh that blowhole just ejaculated its salty spray all over my face'

by Blowhole May 26, 2005

blowhole

This is a mustache ride in which the girl turns around so that your nose can slide into her vaginal hole. Then you breath out of your nose and send air into said hole.

'Man, i gave her such a good blowhole she burped!"

by kriptak August 11, 2009