Bif Dump

The act of defecating a colossal mass due to the prior night's hearty meal of Chile Con Carnee and Horchata Drink consisting of Mexican tap water.

Greg: Hey Rick? What you do LAst night?

Rick: Jimmy had a sleepover.

Greg: Were you the first to fall asleep?

Rick: Damn skippy.

Greg: What were the consecuences?

Rick: Well, Jimmy shoved his mom's dildo up my ass. But when I woke up and took it out I took a Bif Dump all over his fuken room and everybody in it=D how was u'r night?

Greg: oh thats nice...

well i raped a sweedish tranny and dumped her body in the neighbors pool...but other than that it was pretty chill

by the booty bandit April 5, 2009

Bif Dif Triffle

A Bif Dif Triffle is similar to a Neeg Nogg in that it is used to describe something incredibly cute. However, it isn't limited to dogs

Oh wow what a cute Bif Dif Triffle you have! Can I pet it?

by cutt1efish December 29, 2020

BIF

Book Industry Fascist. BIFs are book trolls, and they often pretend to be experts in the industry. So, on the surface, they appear to be professional book industry representatives, but behind the scenes, they behave like trolls. They're a segment of gatekeepers in the book industry who try to prevent authors from succeeding with their books, especially novels. BIFs typically troll books for one or two reasons. They usually troll with the goal of getting some monetary compensation for a service, such as editing or paying for good reviews. They do this by making authors so afraid of getting bad reviews that they end up paying for good reviews to some scam organization of which the BIF pushed them into by giving the book a terrible review. In other words, BIFs exploit the book industry by scamming authors, especially independently published authors. BIFs also tend to be jealous, failed authors who can't stand for other authors to succeed. So, they purposely try to ruin other authors' potential success while also exploiting them in the process, and they do this by trolling those authors' books.

Those book trolls are a bunch of BIFs!

by Ariel52 January 27, 2021

bif bof

Some random shit you express when you don't know what to say.

Bif bof, how are you today?

by WaffleBaffle September 10, 2017

bif

someone who you don’t necessarily like, but you think is cute and would gw, and you like them just not a crush.

And you have bif for each grade, ex. senior, jr, soph, and freshman bif

“looks theirs ethan my senior bif”

by rissy May 1, 2022

BIF

Acronym for Before I Forget. A useful pretext to use when messaging someone with information that you want someone to know but are afraid you will forget it if you do not share it then and there with the relevant person. Useful strategy used by those with attention deficits.

(Message to partner, house mate etc).

BIF. I put a load of washing in the clothes washer but had to leave before it finished. Can you please put it in the dryer for me.

by Redefining literally, bad idea November 23, 2023

Bif

A UK term for a joint or a splif

You wanna go smoke a fat bif?

by UrMumsJuicyPussy July 15, 2021