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because fankart

phrase explanatory
Used to convey that personal desire is a/the justification for an action.

ORIGIN early 21st cent.: because fan + kart. Referring to the MIT produced shopping carts mounted with ducted fans that lacked any obvious function.
As an alternative to "because I want to, damn it":

A: I don't understand your obsession with building 3D printers when better ready-made ones already exist. Why do you do it?
B: Because fankart.

A: What are you working on today?
B: An electric scooter. And I'm making my own motor controller because... well... because fankart...
by ajidica March 23, 2011
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Because Life

When something unfortunate or annoying occurs and there's nobody to blame.
"Ugh, I am SO craving cherries but they aren't in season, because life."
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Because I'm Jesus

How Jesus sasses the Pharisees or makes them stfu
Pharisees: "Can you stop claiming to be God!"
Jesus: "No, I am God because I'm Jesus"
Pharisees: "We hate this guy so much"
by ImHell666 May 30, 2018
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“And you know I’m serious because I said The World and not ZAWARUDO” is a phrase commonly used by Lord Nuxanor after making a serious statement with the words “The World” in the statement as apposed to the usual use of the world which is correctly pronounced as ZAWARUDO while flexing epically on all the normies because you gotta stay cool fam.
“We must end poverty across The World, And you know I’m serious because I said The World and not ZAWARUDO”
by CoochieFister666 December 2, 2019
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fucking mug, because you don't have a

Why did you search this- seriously??? Why?? Is it because you wanted the dictionary to say "Get a fucking mug, because you don't have a mug."?

Alright, if you are bored, here goes nothing.

get out pls im begging u plsssssss
just get out its completely boring u dont need it

seriously? get out.

Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna turn- Okay fine, you can just read everything :(
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There's nothing left..

You always try to find secrets- Okay now I am serious there is nothing left.
by PignnyeStonk17 February 8, 2022
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It's funny because it's poisonous!

When your tripping real shrooms and some guy you dont like is tripping the bad kind of shrooms.
I hope your not laughing because this is my 1st time tripping shrooms.
No bitch it's funny because its poisonous.
by Matt Fox February 28, 2005
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because you're asian

The assumption that all asian people share one cultural experience.
You know kung-fu because you're asian.

Why? Because, you're asian.
by MattPDX January 2, 2009
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