3d Medical Battalion

A Marine Corps/Navy personnel forward operating command in Okinawa, Japan. People attached to the unit undergo observation used to study the affects of military personnel confined to prison conditions and mistreatment. Personnel are subject to below standard living quarters, curfew restrictions inspired by Germany's Nazi party, and plentiful amounts of unskilled menial labor used to degrade individuals to the point of psychological trauma and complacency.

Holding your immediate family as prisoners in Guantanamo Bay until you get your FMF pin qualification, and other forms of black mail that violate United Nations policies. "I used to have a bright future, but then I got stationed at 3d Medical Battalion."

by fpconproblemchild November 22, 2011

battle ax

(also battle axe)
A very Agressive and bad tempered (old) woman

Shut up you old battle ax

by Light Joker April 2, 2004

battle park

When one parks one's car "backwards" in a parking space, facing outwards. So called because the car can make a quick exit from the space, as if it were needed in battle.

My next-door neighbor is a volunteer firefighter, so he always battle parks his pickup truck just in case he's needed in a hurry.

by esrever February 13, 2006

Now witness the firepower of this fully ARMED and OPERATIONAL battle station!

You are about to get destroyed physically, mentally, and spiritaully. Generally if this phrase is bellowed out it means the bellower is about to engage in a mass slaughter with absolutly no care for their own safety. Expect no quarter given. Although a relitivly rare act, certain social pressures, neurological ihibitors, or defeat in a video game can cause this.

Vavey: Owned you again!

Dave: Now witness the firepower of this fully ARMED and OPERATIONAL battle station!

Vavey: ohhhh....crap

*Gore everywhere, house destroyed along with neighboring countries

by Vavey May 5, 2007

fortnite battle royale

an average virgins game. many adults also play this virgins overpopulated overrated game.

oh, I had a crush on you but you play fortnite battle royale.

by Isurboi999 May 28, 2018

Battery Puss

When a girls vag is so gross that it actually shocks your tongue just like when you lick a 9V battery.

Battery puss can shock the tongue If you're not careful.

by Ronnie... November 11, 2006

social battery

a phrase used to describe a person’s toleration of being around other people. the lower the social battery, the less patience or tolerance one has with other people.

my social battery is completely drained, i haven’t had any time to myself all week

by rerefriedbeans September 18, 2020