assfull

An expression of frustration indicating one has reached their quota of stupidity, rage, and/or overwork.

I got into another stupid argument with my ignorant assclown boss this morning. I've already had an assfull today -- I'm ready to go home and drink.

by turdrider November 16, 2011

Assfucker

One who fucks asses. There is an unspoken implication that said "assfucker" is a male who prefers fucking male asses, i.e. who is gay.

Listen up, assfuckers, we gotta close our Bhagdad office!

by Fred Mijan November 10, 2003

assault weapon

Any firewarm that is made out to look scary so that banning the civilian posession of it will appear politically correct to hypocritical sycophants who think that only governments and criminals should have guns and that fascist police states that arbitrarily massacre their own citizens are the best thing since sliced bread.

My god - that rimfire's not a plinker, it's a goddam assault weapon!

by Lior Bar-On June 15, 2004

Assfucked without lube or a kiss

In a bad situation or position impossible to get out of, which is the direct result of someone else's actions, usually intentional.

Synonyms: see royally screwed, fucked, up shit creek, shafted, buggered

1st Person: So he didn't tell you the exam was today?

2nd Person: Yeah; I've been assfucked without lube or a kiss.

1st Person: Wanker.

by Balphezar October 23, 2006

Cocksexual Assfaggot

A man, specifically a gay man who lusts after the cock while dreaming and fantasizing about having it shoved up his ass.

Roland you cocksexual assfaggot, get the hell away from me!

by SpofoAnon March 8, 2008

asscunt

When the vagina and/or asshole are ripped forming one rift.

Damn bitch, I just ripped your vagina and made you an asscunt.

by Heywood Ublomie April 2, 2009

assfume

When a whore smells like ass mixed with bad perfume.

Damn, that girl's a whore. She's releasing assfumes.

by mikerulez101 October 20, 2010