assmace

When a person delightfully sticks their bare-ass in the receiver's face to accomplish the goal of shooting a noxious substance, thus containing the situation without using pepper-spray.

Andy felt like he would be raped by this man, so since his pants were already down and he was bent over, he used assmace to subdue the pervert.

by ψThrash Till Deathψ July 16, 2009

ass-face

1. when one's face is EXTREMELY non-attractive

2. a jerk...a rude individual

3. a suck-up

4. someone with a double chin

5. someone who sucks up... a brown-noser

"dude, look at that ass-face tryna mack on that dime-piece! what a chump!"

by Annrose Kryzel H. April 28, 2006

Ass face

Amber in my neighborhood. she is ugly as hell. I would still get another hand job from her

Amber is a dirty cum suckin ass face

by NickKar402 September 4, 2003

Assoface

someone who is always talking shit, someone whos breath smells really bad, someone who is always saying something, someone who talks shit but cant back it up

look at this assoface over never shuts the fuck up..
keep talking smack and get punched right in your assoface

by Estevanski Hermandez July 7, 2011

ass face

a very ugly person

I would never fuck you, Ass Face!

by King Shit January 18, 2003

assfaceness

A completly rediculous inappropriate act. Unnecesary disfunction of the mental well being. It may be similar toa assface

What kindah assfaceness is this?

by Human intellegince database June 21, 2014

assfaded

Exactly like crossfaded, but specifically referring to when you are crossfaded on two or more anally-administered drugs.

"Dude, what happened last night?"

"You dipped a tampon in tequila, rolled it in cocaine, and stuck it you-know-where! You called it a 'burning butt churro'! You were totally assfaded!"

by Emotional Spork the Second April 22, 2018