Mobile Assault Vehicle (MAV)

When one decides to break open a congregation of people by barging a friend through them, causing a ruckus.

It was so funny, we caused the fattest ruckus, I just did a Mobile Assault Vehicle on those cunts

by George Bisbikis September 12, 2004

urban assault vehicle

A derogatory term for a Sport Utility Vehicle (SUV), especially one that is oversized.

Did you see that Cadillac Urban Assult Vehicle? Someone's got too much money!

by unidyne November 25, 2003

XM8 Lightweight Assault Rifle

A 5.56mm assault rifle currently in the developmental stages to replace the M4 Carbine and M16-series weapons, and serve along side the XM-29 (formerly known as the Objective Individual Combat Weapon).

The XM8 is being developed by the U.S. military.

by JoeBob September 7, 2003

asalt

To assault somebody by throwing salt at them.

Jim asalted Bobby with pretzel salt.

by Webby September 26, 2005

frontal assault

1: To attack someone from the front, usually hitting them in the face, tit, vagina, stomach or testicle areas.

2: To elope with another male and a female leaving her frontal openings blocked. Done with trio's

1: Zomfg Christian Mu just frontal assaulted me and my god did he do damage to my genitals.

2: Nick and I just frontal assaulted Lukas

by Christian Mu March 14, 2008

I brutally assaulted and shot a random person in rdr2

I brutally assaulted and shot a random person in rdr2

I brutally assaulted and shot a random person in rdr2 (Ibaasarpir2)

by Iamnotntfunny August 5, 2021

Assaulting the log

When a man beats off profusely and reaches climax in minutes.

So i heard Jeff was assaulting the log several minutes ago.

Hey! I hope your not assaulting the log in there.

by Centipede Gerard August 29, 2009