person 1: Hey remember Tracy from down the street?
I totally assraped her last night!
person 2: So you really finally talked to her last night?
Person 1: Oh yea, we assraped all night!
Person 1: My mom was assraping me about something.
person 2: Really what was she assraping you about?
Person 1: I don't know, something about cleaning my room,
So I assraped her back!
Person 1: You know those times when some random person comes up and starts assraping you for no reason?
Person 2: yea that totally happened to me last night on the subway, some random guy started assraping me, it was awful, he just kept assraping me about a whole bunch of questions. It was
so awkward, I was so ashamed, I had nothing to assrape back about.
I totally assraped her last night!
person 2: So you really finally talked to her last night?
Person 1: Oh yea, we assraped all night!
Person 1: My mom was assraping me about something.
person 2: Really what was she assraping you about?
Person 1: I don't know, something about cleaning my room,
So I assraped her back!
Person 1: You know those times when some random person comes up and starts assraping you for no reason?
Person 2: yea that totally happened to me last night on the subway, some random guy started assraping me, it was awful, he just kept assraping me about a whole bunch of questions. It was
so awkward, I was so ashamed, I had nothing to assrape back about.
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Get the assrape mug.1. To be royally hooped, whoomped, and embarassed.
2. To try your new, witty humor/joke on a friend/coworker first only to find that they used it before you on a crowd and took 100% credit for originality.
3. To never stand a chance of winning the game, the girl, or the job.
2. To try your new, witty humor/joke on a friend/coworker first only to find that they used it before you on a crowd and took 100% credit for originality.
3. To never stand a chance of winning the game, the girl, or the job.
1. Wow, you got assraped when the professer asked you that trick question!!!
2. BoB, "He totally assraped me! That was my joke!"
Jane, "OK Bob, we all know how witty you are! Let someone else have the spotlight for once!"
3. You totally assraped me during that game of basketball!
That girl sure assraped your ego!
You got assraped on that promotion! That new guy may know his stuff, but you always... show up early!
2. BoB, "He totally assraped me! That was my joke!"
Jane, "OK Bob, we all know how witty you are! Let someone else have the spotlight for once!"
3. You totally assraped me during that game of basketball!
That girl sure assraped your ego!
You got assraped on that promotion! That new guy may know his stuff, but you always... show up early!
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Get the assrapeagrapealapearape mug.when a certain restaurant has u working
40 hrs a week for 2.13 an hour and play bitch to the waitress for that time so you can make a good tip share. Then find out that your tip share has been "lost". Treated like shit all day long and your doing this for your a relative who guilted you into working there in the first place.
40 hrs a week for 2.13 an hour and play bitch to the waitress for that time so you can make a good tip share. Then find out that your tip share has been "lost". Treated like shit all day long and your doing this for your a relative who guilted you into working there in the first place.
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