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Ashley Sunshine

A person of true beauty; one who is absolutely amazing in every sense of human nature. She's beautiful for more than a day, for more than a moment. She's beautiful every waking minute, and nothing can ever compare to her. Her brown, infinite eyes. Remind you of what's lovely in this world. She is simply undescribable. Should one attempt to depict what makes her so special, that person would be left speechless for hours.
Mayor John: "I've never seen such a marvelous person! Who is she?"

Andres: "That's Ashley Sunshine. She truly is someone special.."
by Solar Ice October 13, 2011
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Ashley

A completely insane sister who will drive you crazy most of the time. Makes horrible choices, but come hell or high water will always have your back. She is beautiful and can get any guy she wants. No matter how many times you want to strangle her you will always love her.
She is Ashley
by mikyt319 December 14, 2010
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Ashley Cole Syndrome (ACS)

Even though you have an attractive wife, you often have sexual intercourse with less attractive women.
I can't believe Arnie slept with his maid, he has bad Ashley Cole Syndrome (ACS).
by Jay Clarke08 November 10, 2014
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Doing an Ashley

1. The act of screwing something up, to the extent that is absolutely fucking beyond comprehension.

2. To produce a bowel movement so insidious, that it both clogs the toilet and stinks the fuck out of the place.

Named after Mike Ashley, the rotund owner of Newcastle United FC. Known universally for making a complete cock of himself, and providing entertainment for the sporting world. But obviously not the fans of Newcastle. Known for very bad decisions and for resembling a steaming pile of shite.

See also "ashley".
1. Guy 1: "In Vegas, I bet all my companies assets on red and lost. I picked up a hooker and now have the clap. I was arrested and puked on a cop. They found a bag of coke in my pocket, a bloodied knife, and tomorrow I'm due in front of the judge."

Guy 2: "You're fucked. You've been doing an Ashley again"

2. "Last night I drank a shit load of beer and ate a really spicy curry. Don't go in that toilets for a while as I've been doing an Ashley in there."
by ToonArmyMIA December 12, 2010
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bitch ass ashley

Bitch ass Ashley is a fake ass motherfucking friend that stabs you in the back.
by Mrs.maliekLand January 27, 2017
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the Ashleys

Deriving from the popular kids cartoon, Recess, the Ashleys are a group of girls who are arrogant, ignorant, and tend to think themselves higher than everyone else, so keep themselves to themselves.
Basically, the plastics from Meal Girls.
Whoa those girls are like the Ashleys from recess, they're so snobby!
by taigster22 January 5, 2008
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Keira Ashley

A beautiful girl who writes amazing poetry, she can be found on Allpoetry.com, but her screenname is always changing.
Did you read the latest poem by Keira Ashley? It was amazing.
by Someone That Is No One August 1, 2009
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