A martial art argument is a comparison that is always terrible, usually by comparing a higher quantity of lower quality to a lower quantity of a higher quality.
-"My cousin is a soldier and he shot fifty men in combat last year!"
="Enough with your martial art argument, John, his fifty kills were armed with rocks and sticks only"
="Enough with your martial art argument, John, his fifty kills were armed with rocks and sticks only"
by MisterJohnDoe September 17, 2021
An argument; whether that may be scientific, mathematical, or a general disagreement whereby an individual only provides one viewpoint and gives no further perspective on said point - especially when it comes to research articles and professional works.
The work done by Professor James Rick was nothing but a one-dimensional argument preaching about how the earth is not flat.
by YEツEpicnation November 3, 2022
A valid synonym for "masturbation", usually used to bypass moderative systems.
It can also be used as a replacement for *fap*.
It can also be used as a replacement for *fap*.
Yeah, so I had a distinctively heated argument last night. The opponent was very competitive, and we debated for a good hour or so, but I eventually won the argument by bringing up respectable views and opinions on the matter at hand.
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"Oh, man, that's some good porn. *has a distinctively heated argument with one's self*"
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"Oh, man, that's some good porn. *has a distinctively heated argument with one's self*"
by wasp2020 May 24, 2005
An argument for the existence of God that is ultimately self-refuting.
It states that the universe must have had a beginning because "infinity cannot exist in reality", but then how can God exist?
It states that the universe must have had a beginning because "infinity cannot exist in reality", but then how can God exist?
There are many additional reasons why the Kalam Cosmological Argument fails miserably. Just look them up on the Web if you're interested.
by Submitters of Words June 26, 2011
Guy 1: "...so you see how your doubts of evolution can't possibly be justified."
Guy 2: "Yeah, well there are two sides to the argument."
Guy 1: *epic win*
Guy 2: "Yeah, well there are two sides to the argument."
Guy 1: *epic win*
by jazzman! October 4, 2009
so the day is long and you forgot to buy something from the store/supermarket and out of all bad things you have to stand in line then people let you kindly for but then you get to the wrong person no matter if it is a male or feamale person and then..yeah you got an cash desk fight(argument) about nittygrittys
the people in the supermarket stood long in line suddenly two unknown strangers started an argument about little things...and the conversation found no ending so this got the people behind the two arguers mad and was an great example for an cash desk argument
by wizzlars January 21, 2013
It is used when somebody says it can do something really improbable and weird to show that you have proved it. (See WTF)
by Wetefe June 16, 2010