Definitions by jazzman!

ima 

An astonishing elision of the phrase "I am going to," making it the first and only 'triple elision' in the entire English language.

Notice the use of three distinct elisions to turn a four word phrase into a three letter word: "I am going to" > "I'm going to" > "I'm gonna" > "ima."

Awesome.

"Yo Taylor, I'm really happy for you, and ima let you finish, but Beyonce had one of the best videos of all time!"

ima by jazzman! February 25, 2010

There are two sides to the argument 

What somebody says when you utterly destroy their theories about the world.

Guy 1: "...so you see how your doubts of evolution can't possibly be justified."
Guy 2: "Yeah, well there are two sides to the argument."
Guy 1: *epic win*

There are two sides to the argument by jazzman! October 3, 2009

I'm fine 

The perennial cry of the intoxicated.

Sober guy: "Shit dude you can't even stand up"

Drunk guy struggling to maintain his balance: "Nah dude I'm fine, really I'm just fiiiiiine..."

I'm fine by jazzman! October 2, 2009