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Dirty Andres

A sexy daddy with a fat fucking cock. He’s kind of shy at times, but knows how to fucking party. He’s trying to get with his ex and has no life plans, but at least his cum tastes like honey.
I gave her a dirty Andres - fucked her sideways til she came all over my bed
by Sassystonergirlxo April 16, 2020
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andres segovia

Spanish classical guitarist who is considered to be the father of classical guitar and one of the greatest guitarists of all times, if not the greatest.
by majav8 April 2, 2007
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Grand Theft Auto San Andreas

1. The Best Game Ever. Period.
2. The best selling Playstation 2 game
3. A game by rockstar games

Five Years ago Carl Johnson escaped from the pressures of life in Los Santos, San Andreas, a city tearing itself apart with gang trouble, drugs, and corruption. where filmstars and millionaires do their best to avoid the dealers and gangbangers.

Now, it's the early 90's. Carl's got to go home. his mother has been murdered, his family has fallen apart, and his childhood friends are all heading toward disaster. on his return to the neighborhood, a couple of corrupt cops frame him for homicide. CJ is forced on a journey that takes him across the entire state of San Andreas, to save his family and take control of the streets.

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1. mike: "Grand Theft Auto San Andreas is da best game ever!"
Ike: "Fo Shizzle my Nizzle."
mike: My car! My Fuckin' Car!

CJ (while carjacking someone): "i need that shit you drive." or "gimme that fuckin' vehicle"
CJ (after hitting another vehicle) : my car! my fuckin' car!" or : "you hit my shit!"
Big Smoke (while ordering from drive thru): "lemme get a numba 6 an' 2 numba 9s an' a numba 7 an' a number 45 and a large soda"
by cj876 March 13, 2011
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Andres

Andres is the guy that every girl would want to date but he chooses the one with a personality he doesn’t care what you look like (well maybe a little bit) he is very athletic and he plays soccer he is very good at it. He is kind and generous and damn does he look good! He can speak Spanish fluently and he’s from Ecuador. He is a little bit dirty minded but I don’t mind. I love him so much he doesn’t even know.
Fred:look at that Andres kid play soccer
Bri: I know he looks hella good
by Anyemojifreak August 29, 2018
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Andres Juan

Hot guy with dreamy eyes he is from a Latin country or from new york the best city ever. He seemed weird in elementary, normal in middle school but in high school the hottest boy in the school. He has dreamy eyes, six-pack abs, textbook biceps and the whitest teeth ever. He is super clean and a great athlete. He is very fast in sports. He has slick brown or black hair.
Jennifer: OMG did you see that hot guy!
Nadia: YEAH!, he is so hot!
Jennifer: He reminds me of my ex Andres Juan
by NEW.YORK.KNICKS.FAN55874 May 11, 2020
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toss andrews

Phrasal Verb. The spam or undesired data (music, pictures, etc.) sent from one Zune device to another anonymously.
"I hate when people start tossing andrews at my device"
"Do every jackass has to toss andrews at my device with their favourite bands?! Geez!"
by Z Master October 24, 2006
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Archie Andrews

The main character for Archie Comics and is a series regular in the CW's Riverdale hit TV show. Andrews is known as a fuckboi and has kissed 4 different girls in a single season. Played by KJ Apa, one of the participants of the Daddy Wars.
I think Archie Andrews is smashing our math teacher next door.
by riverdalehottie October 22, 2017
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