autism

an dumb insult used by toxic/edgy 13 year old kids on the internet mostly in gaming , to describe someone as a complete retard,when in fact it has nothing to do with mental retardation and probably encountered people with that condition smarter than them.

kid on csgo: dis guy has autism he cant even git gud!1

by ketchuppoutine December 8, 2018

Literal Autism

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Me: hmm... what should I post on the UD today??
Also Me: *Has Literal Autism*
Me to me: I have a great Idea

by Fig boy December 17, 2018

Altima

A Mid-sized family car that is made by Nissan. The Altima came into production in 1992 and is known for its great handling. It has the most HP in its class and it owns skylines even on its worst days. The Altima comes with 150 hp stock, in 2000 it came with 155. In the year 2002, the V-6 altima came with 240 HP. Thus making it a Japanese supercar.

My mom drove me to school in a Nissan Altima, now I drive it because I am a pimp.

by Osama August 4, 2003

Autism moment

An Autism moment is when someone (autistic or not) makes a mistake in a social situation or just completely misses the point of a joke, phrase or question.

For Example; Your in a hotel and your staying for a day or two. You go down for your dinner and before you take your seat they ask you; “what room?” And you reply “The dining room” where as they were actually asking for your room number. This would be classed as an autism moment.

by LazyBean January 14, 2020

phallic autism

a transmittable form of autism generally through sexual interactions

you have phallic autism my dude

by mrpoo November 1, 2018

Autism

a disorder that is not well-defined. it occurs on a spectrum. it means that your mind is essentially different from other people's. oftentimes people with autism expirience hightened or lessened empathy and sensory expiriences

i was diagnosed with autism a few mon ths ago

by LaLaLesbian July 7, 2019

captain autismo

Captain Autism's inferior, Spanish brother.

Captain Autismo "lives" to fight crime, with his greatest enemy being Captain Retardo, to which he lost 1 inch of his 2 inch dick.

Hey did you hear about that Spanish autistic superhero: Captain Autismo?

No, that concept sounds like a rip-off of Captain Autism.

by Interactive Banana November 17, 2016