alert cobra

A Male erection that is ready to pounce

Yo man I got such an alert cobra

by Matt Calvery March 18, 2008

Albertosaurus

A creature with a tendency to attract and be attracted to incredibly ugly females. Even though it is scared of the Jacobsaurus, it can best the creature in a fight

Look at that Albertosaurus, it loves all the ugly females

by King Kristian S May 14, 2015

Lieberman Alert

When someone has the ideal that the violence in the world comes from violence in video games. This term also applies for movies, TV and music.

Guy 1: Mortal Kombat is responsible for violent children.

Guy 2: Lieberman Alert!!

by Sone Dude July 3, 2009

Thot Alert

When a friend warns his homie about an incoming thot or a thot he should watch out for.

"Whoa, Austin! Don't go for Jaclyn, man, she's a real thot!"
Thanks for the thot alert, Dustin!"

by austyfraz010 October 14, 2017

Philly Alberto

The sexual action of freezing your dong in a snowstorm and then molly whopping the shit out of your side girl.

Yo bro, how was it with Darby last night.
Sick man, I gave her the old Philly Alberto.

by Urmomispoo69 January 29, 2019

Toot alert

When u farted and want to inform people that u farted.

Jake: “Farts”
Jake: Toot alert
Me: Thank god I can’t smell your fart

by Abu-hmaid October 20, 2021

Uh oh Retard Alert

When your friend is being an absolute retard and you say “Uh ohh , Retard Alert” because they are being a fucking retard like what a re

(Person fucks their diseased grandma). “Uh oh Retard Alert”

by mister669 June 11, 2020