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Get the Albanian Rozzers mug.(1)a female with both looks and brains, but doesn't have to use them to attain popularity; the opposite of a paris hilton
(2)a attractive multi-racial female, also known as a dark angel. Similar term: halle berry
(2)a attractive multi-racial female, also known as a dark angel. Similar term: halle berry
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Get the jessica alba mug.Names of Scotland in Celtic languages :
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Albain - Irish
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by TZG_Eleven June 14, 2011
Get the Jessica Alba mug.When you run out of dish soap and you lost your sponge that you have to use your nephew’s Albanian friend to clean the dishes with their tears and sweat to clean the dishes spotless
Mom: honey is your friend here?
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