Once you have laid eyes on an Alba, you can never stop thinking about her. She is unimaginably beautiful and you will be able to fall in love with her by just making eye contact. As a friend, she is very caring but can also become very jealous. She's simply a damn hot and good looking girl.
None: I will never get the chance to even say hi to Alba
Nobody: Nope absolutely not she's too hot for you
Nobody: Nope absolutely not she's too hot for you
by MARIPOSALOVE November 24, 2021

by DutchBallVIII February 18, 2021

Actress and Chris Evans wife who likes to play roles of teenagers that get with older men and rubs elbows with racist and n@zi lovers and is constantly online seeing what people talk about her.
Did you see Alba Baptista´s shower video or her new incest movie?
Who is that?
She is Chris Evans wife.
Who is that?
She is Chris Evans wife.
by A.Lex89 March 23, 2024

The prettiest girl in the world, there is nobody as pretty as Alba she’s the cutest hottest most wonderful girl ever
by Alba’s boyfriend June 4, 2022

Alba is a pretty, talented and AMAZING girl! She is Moonsexual wich means she is only attracted by the moon! She likes cartoons that are supposed to be for toddlers and likes to hang out with her hot friend Nora ( Alba is hotter tho )
by Anxietygender April 18, 2022
