The smallest town ever, where the cops dont give a shit what the youth do, because they themselfs are baked like a cake. The options for things to do is town laps, go to the beach, or sit at the most ghetto McDonalds ever. Most of the time high. There are pretty much 5 groups you fall into in this town, Stoners, Rednecks, Hippies, Church Freaks, or fucking tweekers. Everyone fishes, EVERYONE. Its pretty much the most alcohol-pot based comunity you will ever see. The girls here are just one giant comunity cup, everyone sleeps with everyone. The guys are total dicks and have no respect for anything. If you are lucky enough to gradute High School, I guess Flex counts too, your on the first flight out of here. For some reason, we love this town, within the next 5 years most of them come back and have families. Hits, the next generation is born and the cycle starts over again. Welcome to our little town of Homer, Alaska.
What are we going to do today?
Hotbox the car at the beach?
Sure, theres nothing else to do, we live in Homer Alaska
Hotbox the car at the beach?
Sure, theres nothing else to do, we live in Homer Alaska
by stuckhereforlife34 June 29, 2013
by E-Dawg 'O' Bling Bling October 27, 2007
by Casey J October 13, 2007
1) A temporary worker. Temp worker. Temp.
2) A person who prefers part time work.
3) A temp worker who makes too many personal calls.
4) A temp worker who fills out job applications while on your time.
2) A person who prefers part time work.
3) A temp worker who makes too many personal calls.
4) A temp worker who fills out job applications while on your time.
That new temp is such an Alaska Governor, we're going to have to call the temp agency and get a new one.
by Earl Gray Tea Baggs, III October 27, 2009
Small Alaskan town located in the Matanuska Valley, approximately 50 miles north of Anchorage. People from Palmer and the surrounding areas have been refered to as "Valley Trash."
by T. April 17, 2005
by ThisAfghanIsTan March 28, 2008
Shit a firm, long shaped turd on a cutting board, plastic wrap, etc. Put it in a freezer until it's solid, then use it as a dildo and fuck your chick with it. RE: call in on Bubba the Love Sponge show.
Missy's lesbian girlfriend lost their strap-on so they had no choice but to do the Alaska pipeline but Missy didn't like the mess when it thawed.
by Flech belcher May 30, 2008