Alaska threeway 

A fetishistic ménage à trois involving two males (one of whom is morbidly obese) and one female. Alaska threeways can be both humiliating and dangerous for the female and the slimmer male. They are most likely beyond awesome for the fat guy.

Derived from the 2010 senatorial campaign in Alaska, comprised of write-in candidate Lisa Murkowski, tea party favorite Joe Miller and goliath of a man Scott McAdams.

Will: Where's Jeff? I haven't seen him since the party lastnight.

Seth: Check the ER. I heard he got into a gnarly Alaska threeway with Katie and Ogre after everyone left.

Will: Oh gross! Poor guy, that's sick.

Alaska threeway by Alyeska2112 November 3, 2010

Alaska Blumpkin 

A combination of a blumpkin and an alaskan pipeline.

Shitting while getting a blowjob and then putting it into a frozen condom to fuck a girl in the ass.

I gave her an alaska blumpkin.

Alaska Blumpkin by jwrj53 January 14, 2013

alaska thunderfuck 

Some dank ass motherfuckin weed.
one hit and you'll be on your ass..
and the white widow up hurr.. DAYUM!

Shitsonn, one hit of that alaska thunderfuck and i was seein little smurfs trying to steal my underwurrz

alaska thunderfuck by Cathyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy March 22, 2008

alaska alaska 

A slang term meaning "up your ass." Derived from the fact that Alaska is the upper-most state of the U.S. or the "uppa u.s."

Patient: "I don't know where I can find the time or money to come in for that procedure."

Doctor: "Alaska Alaska"

alaska alaska by Portland Bone Grinders September 24, 2009

Alaska nationalist movement 

A movement that seeks to make Alaska an independent nation because of all the bad laws and policies in the US ect.

John is in the Alaska nationalist movement.

Alaska nationalist movement by Deep blue 2012 August 30, 2010

Alaska daddy 

The typical Alaskan man who cannot be seen without sporting his flannel shirt, 501 jeans, works boots, and a beanie. You better believe he only drinks IPAs and cuts down his own Christmas tree.

The Brawny paper towel man is a total Alaska Daddy.

Alaska daddy by Alaska daddy September 20, 2017

Alaska Alzheimer's 

When passing through the state of Alaska you will suddenly forget everything you know about yourself for a while.

Barry: Jesus Christ it's cold here!
Rick: Yeah it is, man.
Barry: I wish I had a- hold on, who the fuck are you, why are we in the south fucking pole?
Rick: Oh shit Barry, you've got Alaska Alzheimer's again!

Alaska Alzheimer's by AllFiftyStatesBaby June 9, 2018