affanculo

An Italian word meaning Fuck It All!

Are you gonna call the hand or fold?
Affanculo

by matt[mdd]92 July 26, 2006

black eye affair

A black eye affair is what occurs when at least two persons drink far enough past reasonable to mutually decide it would be bitchin' cool to give each other black eyes. This is normally done by striking each other in the face. Repeatedly. After all the shiner is never instant so you must not have done it right. Sometimes a third party is needed to hit you when one of you is so drunk that the punches seem to be leaving contusions on my forehead instead of my eye. Ummm. I mean the foreheads of those involved. The bartender will normally laugh and take pictures on his cell phone to show his daughter the effects of too much whiskey... but a lot of other people decide its a good time to go home. Be prepared for a lot of very original Fight Club jokes and inquiries as to just what the fuck is wrong with you the next day at work. A frozen can of beer is very helpful the next day as well. Fuck you Jameson.

What kind of assholes drink a full bottle of Jameson on empty stomachs and decide its a good idea to have a black eye affair? Us.

by BJ Himself February 4, 2009

internal affair

Asshole of cops. Pretty dope job though. (Cops of the cops) An agency that deals with internal issues, such as ,misconduct , corruption, etc.

Hey Larry can you call the internal affair agency , something's fishy in this police department.

by Littleh April 20, 2017

amish affair

unmarital sex to a farm animal, while married to a woman.

Jacob; "Zeke can't take his road test today, he had an amish affair."
Abraham; "What does that have to do with his road test?"
Jacob; "The horse is far too tired to try pulling a buggy now."

by eich bein loppich June 21, 2006

emotional affair

A pop psychology term which instills a sense of impropriety when describing Platonic and courtly love (and other forms of intimate non-sexual association). Since the relationships it defines are by definition chaste, its use is misleading and is often used manipulatively.

You call it coffee with a college professor, I call it an emotional affair.

by maximo hudson January 24, 2009

Affan

Affan - a pussy destroyer

Woah! Look at that Affan

by blazeVII November 6, 2021

Affalsement

An affirmatively false statement which, if it has to be said, probably isn't true. It is a lie but also beyond a lie because, by saying it, you are drawing attention to exactly what you are trying to say is true but in reality, is exactly the opposite.

"I don't regret marrying my husband," she said, an obvious affalsement.

or

"I love all my children equally" is an affalsement middle children often hear.

by edwagner November 12, 2010