hump attic

a person who will hump ANYTHING

HUSBAND; wow we just wanted to take a walk BUT theres so many hump attics humping random shit along with my wife
WIFE; im humping a chair fuck walks

by me duh44 October 16, 2023

attic

where i keep all my kids

dude the kids in my attic wont shut the fuck up

by astolfo´s cock October 6, 2022

putting things in the attic

face banging your wife in the short windows that your baby is not being a jerk

Robert and I are just putting things in the attic while Ollie naps

by Salty McDolphil August 18, 2016

basement attic

An attic that looks like a basement. usually with tiles over hardwood. This is ware they keep the girls to pretty for the basement. Ware they hide bodies in the floor. Aka the basement attic could be the main floor as well.

The killer hid the bodies in the basement attic floor.
This one is too pretty put her in the basement attic master.( Master bedroom privileges).

by Slavegirl March 4, 2024

Toys in the attic

It means drugs in the brain

From The Trial, Pink Floyd: "Pink Crazy…toys in the attic I am crazy,
Truly gone fishing.
They must have taken my marbles away."

by Luigi 15esimo February 7, 2019

asylum attic

crazy brain, loco en la cabeza

Myles has an asylum attic if he thinks that girl will reply to 4 hours of non-stop chats. Dude you're nuts.

by xoferD January 14, 2010

painting her attic window

Putting on chapstick.

Look at that girl painting her attic window.

by 602 hoosiers September 15, 2009