aspie

Is/are observable

For the tears you've flooded aspie.

by Hercolena Oliver August 25, 2009

aspie treat

A snack used to reinforce good behavior in an aspie. A good example of this snack would be "popped rice crisps Apple cinnamon flavor"

Patty cakes was a good aspie today so we gave him an aspie treat.

by Chandy Man August 6, 2016

Aspie

Someone with Asperger Syndrome or mild autism. Originates from the many tard tales of 4chan's /b/ (random) board. Gained popularity due to the popularity of tard tales and the well known fact that many of /b/'s users are aspies.

Can be used in a derogatory manner or as comedic slang.

/b/tard : "Fucking hate aspies they won't leave you the fuck alone"
Normfag : "Aspies aren't that bad, they're usually really smart"

by Svlad Cjelli IV May 20, 2019

aspireunit

a team run by many individuals who tweet on the daily, they have a great management team. Aspire has over 1M supporters across all platforms and has continued to grow everyday!

I Left AspireUnit

by AvoraGGs November 24, 2021

aspression

a gloriously thought-out design, often seen in tunnels and walls; mainly used in conjunction with "Production" (i.e. Aspression Production)

Boquifa: Did you see that Aspression Production?!
Jamaal: Yeah I did! That stuff is the shit!

by Boquifa and Jamaal February 18, 2009

Aspirtarting

The act of giving the worst blow job ever.

Dude, last night Jen went down on me and totally started aspirtarting. I couldn't get it up after that.
blow job going down get it up oral sex bj

by T-Bone23 November 3, 2011

Aspiring Sophomore Toe

When you got your first and only kiss a month ago and you already want to fuck someone.

Girl: I wanna fuck someone right now, I want a really hot dirty blonde boyfriend to fuck!
Boy: But you got your first kiss a month ago, stop being such an aspiring sophomore toe.

by Jeffsmith1738 May 14, 2018