Aslowoke

The opposite of ‘Woke’. Where the state of being is both slow and asleep vs. being hip to facts... or ‘WOKE’b

I am so old and ASLOWOKE that I just wait for others whom I suspect are WOKE to inform and update me before I even speak!

by Major T. January 10, 2021

Alolan Whip

When you slam your balls so hard against a keyboard that they fall off your dick and bounce off, exploding in the process

"Can't believe he died to the Alolan Whip, man. He had so much potential."

by JoJo's Bizzare Dictionary 2 December 25, 2021

asmolgus

The smallest amogus of them all find it and you acquire the power of amogus.

Yo you found asmolgus yet? No, never..

by Asmolgus March 30, 2022

Astolfo opening

Astolfo opening aka gay opening Is a opening in chess when you can win in four moves when your enemy Is really stupid, you just have to move your Queen to f7 while Its protected by bishop from c4

"astolfo opening Is used by gay people because its skill issue"

by Satania Is kawaii April 29, 2022

Alollo

Alollo is finest mother fucker you will ever meet. He's so fine that looking at him would make you scream without the s.

Alollo, will you marry me?

by X1a0_16 February 2, 2023

asloon

a body of water that’s freshwater and too big to be a lake and too small to be an ocean

hey mom, is lake huron an asloon? “yes sugarplums”

by JamesCharles69420 July 13, 2023

AFLOL

AFLOL is an abbreviation for “Atrociously funny, laughing out loud” that can be used instead of lol or lmao.

AFLOL was made by a group of tumblr users back in 2014, the originals users are now unknown. The abbreviation was semi popular 2014 in some scarce groups but eventually was forgotten back in early 2016, in recent months some groups have been trying to revive the abbreviation.

“Dad got kicked by a horse and broke 6 ribs, come to the hospital asap.”

“AFLOL”

by Reaven July 2, 2023