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fruit cup apology

when someone has frequent and unjustified angry outburst but upon the realization they have no friends left they hand out fruit cups instead of apologies this is done because they don't believe they have done anything wrong but they still need people on their side
Janice acted like a crazy bitch yesterday and thinks this fruit cup will make up for it.. I'll accept the fruit cup apology just because the drama otherwise would be exhausting
by crazyasian March 18, 2015
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Naked Apology

1. so sincere that when you offer someone a naked apology you are telling them that there's no way you are lieing because the apology strips you of everything that you are.

2. To give an apology whilst being naked.
1.
Kevin: I am sorry for running you over with my car, I offer to you my naked apology so you will forgive me.

Kim: I can do nothing but accept

2.
Brad: Here I am, naked, while apologizing to you.
by Regina Wilson August 5, 2007
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apoplexy

(Uh-Pawp-lehxee)
1. Rage; a fit of great anger
2. a sudden pouring of blood into an organ or tissue
3. Sudden impairment of neurological function, especially that resulting from a cerebral hemorrhage; a stroke.
1a. Apoplexy Within a void
1b. With apoplexy filling the mind of Jody, there was no stoping her without tranquilizing her.
1c. The proud... members suffered collective apoplexy, and this year they are out for blood (David Finch)
3. Apoplexy has made it difficult for Vince to live his life perfect, as it was before, again.

Rage sometimes causes excessive bleeding into something, such as a vein poping and bleeding out, thus rage would cause cerebral hemorrhage or any type of bleeding into an organ if too serious.
by Kelpie October 7, 2005
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APON OUT

The ghetto way of saying you spun out and totaled your shit.
MAH SHIT APON OUT! my DRIVERS SIDE LOWER CONTROL ARM it bend!

origin: Rx7club member wences
by RA anonymous March 9, 2010
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pubic apology

The verbal regret a woman makes for having pubic hair, and for you having discovered it.
Bob- "Lets get these pants down."
Random- "Im so sorry, I dont like to completely shave"
Bob- "No need for a pubic apology, I hate snubble irritation
by woodchipper June 23, 2008
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Apolonized

a-POL-o-nized

To be fixated in a trancelike state whereby a person’s attention has been seduced by flowing locks, mischievous wide smile and penetrating, molten eyes.

To lose time, hunger, and interest in anything else as you track down articles and pictures of an individual.

To be compelled to do nothing but look at photos and read articles on an individual all day long.

Attributed to Olympic Athlete and Dancing With the Stars Winner Apolo Anton Ohno

Origin: 2002, 2006 & 2010 Olympian Apolo Anton Ohno
Female: I don't know what happened. I was working on my report and then he walked by...so fluid, so Olympic like. Next thing I know, there's coffee on my report and you're telling me you've been calling me for ten minutes. I guess I was Apolonized!

Female: I was immediately Apolonized as he walked into the room smiled, tossed his head and stared right at me.
by MzMarketing February 19, 2010
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apocolash

An event involving a lash on an epic or catastrophic scale.
Ani: Mate, what are your plans for New Years?

Haider: Apocolash2013.
by MOI Inc. September 10, 2012
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