May 9th

National sit on lap day!

girl 1: damn I wanna sit on his lap
girl 2: you can do it, it's national sit on lap day!
boy: come it's May 9th

by lapper69 April 12, 2019

February 9th

if you’re born on February 9th you’re definitely a hot ass bitch who gets everyone of ALL genders and ages ;-) As you walk down the hall of school, or the streets of your town, you most certainly make everyone cream their pants!

“Omg yes! Did you hear of the new person? They’re born on February 9th. They’re definitely going to be hot as hell!”

by I’mdefinitelycoolerthanyou November 16, 2019

September 9th

Is the most epic day of the year. This is simply because it is the 252nd day of the year.

Happy 252! Or Happy September 9th

by ContourOneFoot February 3, 2010

June The 9th

The best people are born on this day. If you are born on this day you will grow up to be a legend. No one dislikes people born on this day because they make everyone smile and laugh. People born on this day are almost never sad.

Mark is such a g! He was definitely born on June The 9th!

by Kerseal March 2, 2020

October 9th

On this day, a real bad bitch was born. They ain't fake, loyal all the way, no matter what anybody say❗

" What's your birthday? "
" October 9th. "

" Ooo, you a bad bitch. "

by Dumby_4Life November 3, 2019

March 9th

march 9th is national chicken nugget day so get ur nugs

“OMG isn't national chicken nugget day! March 9th is the best!”

by totalclownhaha October 17, 2019

December 9th

It's my birthday and possibly yours or someone you thought was significant in your life enough to look up their birthday.

Um... I mean we're pretty cool I think. A Sagittarius what more could you ask for we're dope as hell.

Anyone born on this day is cursed with wonderful eyes and is hilarious, sorry bout it.
It's also National Pastry Day & National Weary Willie Day (which is about a famous clowns birthday, so you know everyone born on this day is a clown too teehee)

You: *looks up December 9th*
Also you: Wow, who would've thought I'd be cursed with wonderful eyes and be hilarious? People born on December 9th are rad!
Me: ...i knew.

by big.tibbie.goth.bitch.raven October 15, 2019