Simeon

a young boy who knows nothing, when he thinks he knows everything, is very short & is the same in his pants. not very likely to hook up, because tends to be very nerdy and unsocial. has big dreams for music and youtube videos but unfortunately he will not succeed in that career. he has one best friend/boyfriend/neighbor. his life revolves around texting and doing his hair and the mall. his second best friend is also a nerdy one too (with glasses). Simeon's tend to be world's biggest jerks/backstabbers. not to mention manwhores who think they get some, but haven't quite yet. :)

girl: "heyyyy! nice to meet you!"

Simeon: smiles & *runs for the door* and yells TEXT ME LATER.

by youareamanwhore333 December 19, 2011

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Symptoms of Simeon Herpes: outbreak of swollen, red bumps or plaques (wheals) on the skin that appear suddenly -- either as a result of the body's adverse reaction to stress, or for unknown reasons. Along with a firy temper.
Scratching in public spreads the itchy reaction.
See a doctor and a psychiatrist IMMEDIATELY!!
Anger management program recommended.
Soaking in a warm relaxing bath is not affective.

simeon herpes started in Langara. It is dry itych skin, with red patches from head to toe. Looks like bed bug bites or hives.

by Nurses of Langara College M.D. February 6, 2010

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