Little Fudge

An abrasive little person who is relatively short in mental stature; a type of twerp; little shit.

Some little fudge was insisting his internet connection was uncharacteristically slow.

by gangelo December 3, 2011

Oh fudge

When you hit yourself and you dont wanna curse so you say oh Fudge

Something falls on Bob's foot

Me : oh fudge!

by You know what I mean March 18, 2020

fudge bunny

A fece, usually a single cat poop in a plastic cat toliet.

When a kitty cat drops a stool (pinches a loaf, makes a doo-doo, takes a dump, takes a shit, etc.), one or more fudge bunnies can be found in the litterbox.

{Courtesy of B.B.}: "My cat had a domed litter box but he always managed to step on a fudge bunny and track it all over the house, so I got him a domeless box."

by Telephony August 2, 2012

fudge pumpkin

to shit in a carved out pumpkin

Laura gave the Mitchell's two fudge pumpkins last night. Hope the flies don't give it away.

by Charles Von Steam O'Lantern October 21, 2011

fudge packer

1) Someone who indulges in anal sex, normally a gay male, but not always so.
2) A machine used by Cadbury's to put bars of Fudge into boxes for distribution
3) The opperator of the above machine.

I'm a fudge packer, I pack fudge in boxes.

by black flag May 29, 2004

Fudge Gondola

When you are having anal sex with someone you know has explosive diarrhea and you pull out your poopy dick to butter the taint and then blindly thrust between the woman’s legs and say “There's no earthly way of knowing , Which direction we are going

There's no knowing where we're rowing

Or which way the river's flowing”

Before Willy Wonka would agree to release Augustus from the chocolate tube he demanded that misses Gloop take a ride on his fudge gondola.

by Takearide90 July 8, 2019

fudge-sickle

A curse word that grasps the essence of the riskay "f" sound, while keeping the sharp outcry of the "sickle". While many believe that this is just a substitute for the f word, they are wrong. The f word is a substitute for this word, the golden profanity of all curses and swears ever.

"Ah, fudge-sickles!", she cried, as her fingers were chopped off.

"That is so fudge-sickling stupid!"

by Katalinacat May 2, 2015