coo-coo-cock

When you alarm like a clock but its not your alarm its the boner you have in the morning that wakes you up

this morning 2 minutes before my alarm, I had a coo-coo-cock

by pookieposts March 1, 2023

Cock Jockey

Another word for a prostitute

Bro yesterday Sarah wasn't home so I hired a Cock Jockey

by JacksFilmjs August 22, 2017

vintage cock shot

Vintage cock shot is a term for second hand photos of a male reproductive organ originating from a previous time.

The word vintage is a more elegant-seeming euphemism for "old" photos.

He sent me a vintage cock shot! He didn't just take this photo- it is recycled! He took it another day for another girl!

by whiteoakgrl17 September 25, 2011

Cock gleam

The glisten on a penis caused by vaginal fluid.

As Sir Hemingworth neared the peak of his pleasure, he withdrew at the last moment, his desire surging like a tide against the shore. In the golden morning light of the Quantocks, his glistening length stood proud, a sword of passion poised above Lady Buchanon’s heaving bosom. The slick cock gleam upon him caught the sun’s glow, like Excalibur itself, majestic, potent, and honking like a fish mongers cuff

by Joe Smiff February 16, 2025

Cock jungle

When your pubes are over grown or a very hairy vagina on a whore

Noah has a cock jungle

by Imreborrn March 22, 2020

Minnesota Stomp Cock

Getting your Urethra filled in with fresh snow and then getting your penis stomped on by steel-toed boots.

Bon Jovi got the old Minnesota Stomp Cock treatment for being late to lineups.

by Ryan9877654 March 31, 2021

YEP cock

The image of the Anthropomorfic Frog Pepe smiling to a word used to describe male genitalia
YEP cock is used in various contexts at twitch chats such as when a person mentions or show something slightly similiar to a dick.

Streamer: This is such dogshit, it shouldnt had happened, what a cock
Viewer: YEP cock

by Henrik QY December 26, 2021