Windows XP

A program first created in secret by Microsoft Corporation and funded by the US Navy, the sole purpose of which was supposed to be to delete files saved onto the hard disk and not allow any external hardware to be installed on the computers of terrorists. Somehow Bill Gates found out that it could, concievably, be used as an operating system and be used by any normal person with a minumum of 6 years computer training. Needless to say, it made him millions.
Godammit, Windows XP is a piece of shit! *bangs computer*
by Blizzleair July 15, 2003
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Windows XP

I am a network administrator for a company called Audio Video. I know computers in and out. Windows XP is one of the worst OS's Microsoft has made yet. Win2k Pro is actually the best. Easy to network, very nice layout, not TOO userfriendly like XP, and with 2k you can define your own settings. XP is so user friendly that you cant do what you really want to do. Very unstable, and doesn't support most advanced scripts. Most XP computers don't even support OpenGL. That my friend, is sad.
Windows XP is like taking Win98 and making it look even worse. Now that my friends, is a bad OS.
by Brian January 20, 2004
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Window Troll

A person (typically a middle-age neighbor with no life) that looks out their windows any time any noise is heard in the neighborhood, such as a car driving by, door shutting, or dog farting.

They know every neighbor's vehicle, work schedule, and all aspects of personal life, but they've never talked to you or anyone else in the 'hood.
Chris is such a window troll... My dog farted in his sleep yesterday, and he immediately stuck his head out his blinds.
by missymoo090909 March 07, 2011
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Windows Ten

A shitty mediocre operating system by Microsoft. Pretty much all of its "features" are directly recycled from Windows 7 OR are designed for those who couldn't be trusted to screw in a light bulb. Oh, and this one promises to track your every move, so watch out all you internet pedophiles out there!!

They'll know who you are!
Gary finished downloading a few videos and suddenly the FBI crashed through the door. "Damn you, Windows Ten!" He screamed whilst they hauled his ass to the pokey.
by Just Another Retarded Anon October 30, 2016
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window shit

basiclly taking a shit on any given window,ie..mcdonalds,sak's fifth ave,any classy restaurant,preferably when people are sitting/standing next to or nearby said window.Works great with the runs.
Dude, you should have seen the old ladies faces after Billy gave'em the window shit,they were utterly disgusted.
by Sgt Slapnutz March 22, 2006
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Windows 7

Microsoft's newest operating system that was supposedly "error free", just like vista. Critically acclaimed to be better than the rest, it's users disagree, although its advertising with cute little toddlers using Windows 7 makes it seem so sleek, easy to use and versatile, Microsoft's deceiving commercials lull the buyers in with cuteness and then smack them in the face with errors, rhetorical questions, and loading screens. Windows 7 was supposed to awesome, amazing, the virtuoso of operating systerms, even better than mac, better than linux, better than any other operating system, however Windows 7 doesn't compare to a fresh steaming a pile of horse dung.
"Hey dude, did you hear about Windows 7?"
"Yeah man, I heard that Ashley bought a new PC with Windows 7 on it, but with all of the problems it has been giving her she returned it and bought a Mac.
by ayalacoming December 18, 2009
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open window

Window that is open
Man, look at this open window.
by A Moody Booty January 18, 2014
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