2 wheel karen

Your average Politically Correct wannabe biker who has no real knowledge of traffic rules and needs to compensate for his lack of self esteem with dangerous riding and living in his egotistical bubble.

Under normal conditions, the classic 2 wheel karen is armed with at least 2 gopros to capture every road rage he is about to "encounter"(aka create due to lack of self-awareness and/or sexual activity) and is ready to take action and send it to Road Rage Youtube channels.

The equipment mostly consists of a 500+CC disgustingly modded bike, almost no protective gear and the "imma bike racer" mentality.

Adding to this, the 2 wheel karen has constant need of breaking the law by speeding everywhere, breaking mirrors then accelerating like a wuss, doing burnouts everywhere, abusing his bike by endlessly bouncing the limiter, trying to be right in every road situation, treating the "loud pipes save lives" mantra very seriously etc.
Kile : Have you seen the clip with the biker who threaten to sue the lady in the SUV, even though she apologized ?
Andrew : Yeah, what a complete 2 wheel karen he is..
by xenOER July 25, 2021
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four-wheeled mistress

A car someone pays more attention to than their partner.
Kim: Mom, where's Dad?
Janet: He's out front giving his four-wheeled mistress a massage.
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stinky cheese wheel

When you drive with your buttcheecks and your asshole touches the steering wheel
Wes definitely used the stinky cheese wheel to get home
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Hamster Wheel Of Pussy

The cardio of choice of pigeon simps. They're on it all day, every day, wasting their time, money and lives for mediocre pussy they usually never get. No wonder they're so skinny.
I was on the hamster wheel of pussy till I let a tranny suck me off and learned we're all a little bi and now I like to fuck women who beg for my dick when it's not dominating some big muscled submissive dudes like Buck Angel.
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two wheeled twat

that two wheeled twat almost had an uh-oh
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Get back on wheels

wheels is metaphorically used for work, get back to wheels means get back to work
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odd-number wheeling

The act of joining multiple couples to an activity or event whilst being the only one without a partner.
I once watched a live concert with four of my friends and their respective partners. I can't believe I was odd-number wheeling to four couples.
by Dianesidhe May 06, 2022
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