The best thing you could sit on
by DoggyDiggy April 24, 2022
Get the Couchmug. by Happy dude leftist August 7, 2024
Get the Couch fuckermug. Verb
When a living organism has spent extensive amounts of time on a piece of furniture called a couch (at least 7 hours) then refers back to this experience
When a living organism has spent extensive amounts of time on a piece of furniture called a couch (at least 7 hours) then refers back to this experience
I've watched tv till my eyes have started burning & I've eaten so much crappy food today I think I could vomit all while I've couch potatoed.
by CarlG.Willie May 9, 2018
Get the Couch Potatoedmug. me: what are you doing tonight?
emily: a guy from mutual is coming over!
me: oh cool!
emily: if the couch is rockin’, don’t come knockin’!
emily: a guy from mutual is coming over!
me: oh cool!
emily: if the couch is rockin’, don’t come knockin’!
by strawberryshortcake9 September 3, 2020
Get the if the couch is rockin’, don’t come knockin’mug. Couching (verb): When you go to a show or the club and sprawl out on 3 seats (or more) as if it's a couch, and every time you move, the seat goes up and down, causing a distinct noise. Couching is highly disruptive to other's viewing and general enjoyment. True couching is defined by the noise that is made from the couch which is disruptive and annoying, causing participants in the general area to exclaim comments of irritation.
by Strictly Handjobs January 23, 2016
Get the Couchingmug. When a person and their couch have become a couple after years of a person sleeping on their couch and "sleeping" with their couch.
by Staichen March 30, 2024
Get the Fuzzard's Couchmug. A mental condition caused by low self esteem where you’re too depressed or lazy to do anything else.
by CK Medical November 3, 2023
Get the whooping couchmug.