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suck me tender 

fuck off, go to hell, give me a blowjob (usually talking to a female)
Dark Raven Omega: You suck at life
Mister Lucipher: Suck me tender bitch
suck me tender by Mr Lucifer May 18, 2004
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suck at life 

1. describing the state of lacking basic life skills such as: literacy, driving a car, managing finances, communicating directly, managing emotions, and filling out a job application.
How could you not know how to type? You just suck at life.
suck at life by theunknowngl October 16, 2004

SUCK DAGO FEET 

English, verb phrase,
1. To suck drastically at an activity.

2. To suck the feet of an Italian, Portugese or Spanish man.

3. To be of an assholeic manner of being.
God Jim, you suck dago feet at this game.

Regretably i sucked dago feet all day long while visiting Venice, It gave me mouth warts!

God Steve, why don,t u just suck dago feet to everyone.
SUCK DAGO FEET by Ryan from wilton September 10, 2004

suck-a-duck 

you need to stop fuckin wit them suck-a-duck ass niggas and get you a real one.

suck my kwan 

An insult such as suck my wang or suck it. Also the best comeback ever.
Girl: You are so retarded.
Other girl: Suck my kwan!!!!
suck my kwan by Mannalin November 6, 2007

Suck it up

A term most commonly used by amateur doctors to relieve themselves of the work required to cure injured patients.
Patient: Help me Doc! I'm having a heart attack!

Doctor: Suck it up!

Patient: Its not helping.
Suck it up by LolPhayul May 29, 2011