suck monkey

taken from Invader Zim, a suck monkey is any flavored frozen slush drink that can most commonly be bought in convenience stores.

brand names would be Slurpee, Slushy, Icee, ect.
lets search the couch for change and then go get suck monkeys from the gas station!
by evilcorey October 27, 2004
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suck brick

an expression which can take the place of some curse words, like FUCK! SHIT! (God)DAMN(it)! and SON-OF-A-BITCH!
wife: we need to turn around
husband: why? we're 30 minutes from home.
wife: i left the stove on and the shower running
husband: SUCK BRICK!
"damn dude, i accidentally dropped your keys in the river"
..."suck brick"
by BJT007 April 10, 2007
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suck-up

Someone who does good stuff for you in the hopes that one might be suddenly endowed with all the wealth and generosity that you could possibly give (and usually are disappointed)
MAC: Dude, that guy gave you a brand-new Mini Cooper S with supercharger and NOS intake apertures?!
BILL: Man, what a suck-up, I know. He just wants me to let him date my sister. Like that'll ever happen, HA! But nice car anyway, so thanks to him!
by Ashton January 16, 2003
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sucks to be you

thank god I'm not you! I mean, I sympathize and everything...but damn, I would hate to be in your place.
"I got pulled over last night for going 55 in a 50."
"Man, sucks to be you."
by mewanteefirthee June 18, 2004
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suck and fuck

When you promise you will only perform oral, but end up going the whole way.
On our second date I promised myself I'd only suck, but ended up doing a suck and fuck.
by Killossal August 26, 2017
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eminem sucks

Used by mostly teenagers that are growing up with the garbage music they play today. most of them know who eminem is but they actually dont or never listened to his freestyles or hit albums.

"Yo eminem sucks ass, lil wayne is the best rapper alive"

"dude eminem will murder lil wayne in a freestyle any time any where"

"what ever, am gona sing the lollipop"
by shawkat December 17, 2008
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you suck

you suck
by nobody else here May 29, 2017
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