Chocolate Starfish

n.
See also: wordRusty Sheriff's Badge/word.

Take that chocolate starfish and give it a rimmer.

by D'emon November 5, 2002

marshmellow starfish

A human anus after being bleached

In anticipation of filming "Teen Backyard Anal Sluts 25," the porn start visited her dermatologist and came back with a marshmellow starfish.

by RobbyM83 April 16, 2008

Snarff

To propel a liquid substance from one's nose as a direct result of laughing while consuming said liquid (most commonly, but not necessarily milk)

"So Trent gave me a floppy noodle last night. I totally snarffed his jizz all over my nice pink dress."

by Jizzman88 July 30, 2009

Scarfo

Scarfo was a member of the American mob who served as leader for the Philly scen at one point. His full name was Nicodemo "Nicky" Scarfo. He was known for his ruthless tactics and ordered dozens of murders while he was Tthe number one of the Philly click. He also had a habit of scanning the news for stories implicating him in said killings and he would go to great lengths to make sure he got the "alleged" credit for the hits/murders.

Nicky Scarfo is one of those guys you like fore some strange reason in spite of the fact he was a murder, sociopath and generally a real piece of shit of a human being.

by saharadryhumor January 9, 2015

Slarf

When you rub your sweaty balls and then shake someones hand.

That dick lick is such a sperm burper.I think i'll slarf him.

by RUPPLE STOPPLE March 3, 2003

scarf

(noun)a person who's always asking to get something of yours for free,usually weed,cigarettes,booze,or food. (verb)to engage in the behavior of a scarf. derived from the term Apple scruff;a derogatory name given to hangers-on of the Beatles after they formed their own record label,Apple Records.coined by my friends and I in middle school in the Seventies.

Man,that Dillon is such a scarf,he should get a part time job,just like the rest of us stoners.

by skittles63 February 28, 2009

Starfleet Commander

A term used mostly sarcastically to mock someone for a mistake or doing something stupid, similar to how "genius" can be used.
It comes from the popular series "Star Trek", however as a Starfleet Commander makes little sense as a actual position, so it is usually used as a insult or by genuine Starfleet Commanders.

This also adds to the humor of calling someone a Starfleet Commander as it is a position that sounds fancy, though it does not make any sense.

"Guy 1 - I heard Tyler got promoted to Starfleet Commander after he slipped and put his foot through the house roof last weekend.

Guy 2 - Yeah, what an idort"

by firstkipchak March 21, 2010