i shitted my pants i am for real

its like when you shit your pants but its not fake its for real

steve: you got a splatter on your pants, what does that mean?
dave: i shitted my pants i am for real

by therealdumpsterfire February 26, 2023

Homeland Security Shitter

An individual who is characterized by an inability, or strong reluctance, to have a bowel movement in any location outside the individual's home.

Why is Grandpa Phil in such a hurry to leave the dinner?

I think he's a Homeland Security Shitter - nature is calling after the turkey dinner but he won't go here so he's in a hurry to drive back to Montreal.

by O-Town Daddy October 4, 2013

Off the shitter

Something that is really really good. Like better than awesome.

Last night was 'off the shitter' ; this coffee is off the shitter

by Clumsy Solider April 27, 2016

Jack the Shitter

A sexual act where one individual inserts a thumb into another individual's butthole and then smears the feces across the other person's throat a la Jack the Ripper. Also known as the Sweeney Turd.

Shit dog, we ate a bunch of dim sum and when we went back to the house, I gave her a Jack the Shitter before she could get on that Squatty Potty.

by SpunkyLiesl August 24, 2017

Route Serial Shitter

Somebody who makes deliveries who has IBS or similar and destroys restrooms each stop along the way.

Route Serial Shitter is back.

by AnonK1234 September 30, 2023

slam dunked right in the shitter

Just get really fucked. (Restaurant rush).

Jesus, we are really getting slam dunked right in the shitter!

by Bose1234 April 20, 2019

shifted his own stick

To masturbate.

"A truck driver who shifted his own stick in the cereal aisle of a Delaware County grocery store then ejaculated on a female customer last month was arrested in Kentucky on Sunday, police said." - Philadelphia Daily News 04/06/2011

by deserthillsguy April 26, 2011