the scale used to measure the magnitude of sex. the registered number is usually derived from the actual size of the dick.
by goldenboyswift January 11, 2011
Get the dichter scale mug.Also referred to as the "midi scale," it is a binary scale akin to the 1-10 hotness scale - except that it goes from 0-1. Its name originates from the lacrosse culture of the suburbs surrounding Boston, MA,USA.
1's on the middy scale are those who meet your standards, and whom you would do the nasty with
0's on the middy scale are so physically repulsive that they still look like a bad idea after heavy drinking - a solid "hell no"
1's on the middy scale are those who meet your standards, and whom you would do the nasty with
0's on the middy scale are so physically repulsive that they still look like a bad idea after heavy drinking - a solid "hell no"
--lad #1: "hey look at that girl! over there SOLID one the middy scale"
--lad #2: "yeah but look at her friend, that's a zero even on a good day"
--lad #1: "oh damn, I thought that was just an effeminate dude!"
--lad #2: "yeah but look at her friend, that's a zero even on a good day"
--lad #1: "oh damn, I thought that was just an effeminate dude!"
by lolsquid January 29, 2014
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"He is definitely a 7.5 on the DS"
1:*Crying*"Martha! He dumped me!"
2:"That guy just hit 10 on the Dicktor Scale"
1:*Crying*"Martha! He dumped me!"
2:"That guy just hit 10 on the Dicktor Scale"
by Awkward. June 7, 2014
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After "The Don" made his infamous disgraceful remark about da female college-athletes' "traditional people-of-color" hairdos, he should have said to himself, "Imus buy each of those insulted ladies an HO-scale train set as recompense for my outrageous insensitivity."
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Get the William Scales mug.The Theodorian Scale describes on percentage scale of 0% to 100% how similar any peice of music is to a peice of music from the Star Wars franchise.
by HoneyBucketX December 23, 2020
Get the Theodorian Scale mug.1. Akwardly stating that you lack in knowledge on a certain subject or joke that everyone around you understands.
2. One who posses little or no knowledge in the area of sex/sex slang and while they try to keep that to themselves, they find themselves in a position in which they must suddenly let the world know they have absolutely no idea what is going on.
2. One who posses little or no knowledge in the area of sex/sex slang and while they try to keep that to themselves, they find themselves in a position in which they must suddenly let the world know they have absolutely no idea what is going on.
"Hey connor, would you rather give, or get head?"
"Give for sure"
"Yea me too"
"Hey chuck, what about you? Give or get?"
"Umm, I really don't know what that is, but okay."
"Then just say give"
"Chucky, you are pullin a scales!"
"Give for sure"
"Yea me too"
"Hey chuck, what about you? Give or get?"
"Umm, I really don't know what that is, but okay."
"Then just say give"
"Chucky, you are pullin a scales!"
by jerryG246 December 21, 2008
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