Definitions by goldenboyswift

dichter scale

the scale used to measure the magnitude of sex. the registered number is usually derived from the actual size of the dick.

that dude was HUGE! a 9.5 on the dichter scale! a total girthquake!

dichter scale by goldenboyswift January 11, 2011

romanic 

a manic romantic. a guy or girl that's super into you one day and then seems cold the next.

needy girl: "I don't get it. he called me every day last week and told me he loved me twice. now he won't even respond to my texts. wtf?"

me: "oh, that's cuz he's romanic."

romanic by goldenboyswift January 9, 2011

beautility 

what your good looks can do for you. or what your friend's good looks can do for you. the usefulness of being hot.

last night, we got free drinks and I got laid cuz you were dressed like a slut. man, your beautility was in full effect.

beautility by goldenboyswift January 9, 2011