Rusty Lovin

Any sex act involving the ass

Hey baby, are you up for some rusty loving?

by sandy_x December 4, 2012

Rusty Bayonette

Inserting an erect penis into someone's anus, and then pushing it back and forth between two large breasts to simulate a stabbing motion.

"So I found out she liked anal last night. When she wasn't paying attention i flipped her around real quick and gave her a real good rusty bayonette.

by Skoolp January 1, 2012

Rusty Dutch Oven

When you fart and trap someone under the sheets only to have it pointed out by the victim you in fact sharted.

Oh my god, Mitch gave me a rusty dutch oven, there was crap everywhere.

by xpartofitx January 17, 2012

Rusty Klesla

Similar to the Rusty Fish Hook but named after the Professional Czech Hockey Player. While satisfying your lady from behind you abruptly jam your finger into her poop chute. When she turns around to yell, "Hey!" instead of giving her a traditional fish-hook you cross check her in the face with a hockey stick. For additional bravado you can then shoot your load on her back, blow a whistle, throw your arm in the air and declare that you're giving yourself a 2 minute minor for roughing.

My girlfriend told me that I couldn't finish watching the game until I finished her, so I gave her a Rusty Klesla and then went downstairs to finish watching the game.

by DirtyDick October 16, 2012

rustonian

citizens of Estonia, who speak russian as their native language

33% of Estonia's population are rustonians

by Rustonian November 2, 2012

Rusty Crumpet

Descriptive term for female genitalia that displays the signs of a severe herpes outbreak.

that chick was smokin hot, luckily i got a glimpse of her rusty crumpet and bolted

by Miniskip January 24, 2013

Rusty Elliot

When the giver sticks their finger in the receivers butt hole and then sticks their finger in the receivers mouth.

" dude! I went straight ham last night and gave my lady a Rusty Elliot!"
-Dalton

by Big fucker May 23, 2013