My secret girlfriend likes rimming and fingers, so I think a rusty melodica will be right down her alley.
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"So I found out she liked anal last night. When she wasn't paying attention i flipped her around real quick and gave her a real good rusty bayonette.
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When you fart and trap someone under the sheets only to have it pointed out by the victim you in fact sharted.
by xpartofitx January 17, 2012
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Get the Rusty Crumpet mug.Similar to the Rusty Fish Hook but named after the Professional Czech Hockey Player. While satisfying your lady from behind you abruptly jam your finger into her poop chute. When she turns around to yell, "Hey!" instead of giving her a traditional fish-hook you cross check her in the face with a hockey stick. For additional bravado you can then shoot your load on her back, blow a whistle, throw your arm in the air and declare that you're giving yourself a 2 minute minor for roughing.
My girlfriend told me that I couldn't finish watching the game until I finished her, so I gave her a Rusty Klesla and then went downstairs to finish watching the game.
by DirtyDick October 16, 2012
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Get the Rusty Lovin mug.When the giver sticks their finger in the receivers butt hole and then sticks their finger in the receivers mouth.
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