Put a wig on it

To get oneself together; to clean up; to sober up; to put things into order

Is that girl really wearing denim on denim? She needs to put a wig on it!

by Y0ung_Mo0la November 9, 2013

Put a Quarter in your modem

When an online gamer complains about his or her connection to the game due to bandwidth, puting a quarter in your modem like a parking meter as a joke to improve said connection.

Ah man this lag sucks, "STFU Noob go put a quarter in your modem"

by Chuck Finely December 9, 2013

Put it on simmer

Something told to/about someone who is over reacting, especially when they're being overly hormonal.

Nick: She's been all over him all night and he's not even single!
Emily: Wow she really needs to put it on simmer

by The bean chillers April 9, 2015

put arm under

When a girl with saggy tits sends you a nude and has her arm holding her tits with her arm so that they don't drag.

Dude, she captioned it put arm under. LOL

by RichardHammerbush October 20, 2015

Put into proportion

Almost the same as 'put into perspective' but used when talking about size versus point of view.

Mark : "I think you meant 'Put into perspective"
Ella : "No I meant put into proportion"
Mark : "You're wrong "
Internet : "Ella's right"

by ellaisalwaysright August 22, 2016

Put some man on it

When your a male acting like a female

David stop crying and put some man on it

by Whitey508 November 10, 2016

Put the tube in the hole

To have sexual intercourse, to copulate
Literally, put the penis (tube) in the vala (hole)

Man: I am so bored out of my skull!
Woman: Yeah, me too. I don't know what we should do.
Man: I know, We can put the tube in the hole and make a baby.
Woman: Great Idea! I can finally be a mom!

by DJ CoBrA May 24, 2017