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Put a wig on it

To get oneself together; to clean up; to sober up; to put things into order
Is that girl really wearing denim on denim? She needs to put a wig on it!
by Y0ung_Mo0la November 9, 2013
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Put a Quarter in your modem

When an online gamer complains about his or her connection to the game due to bandwidth, puting a quarter in your modem like a parking meter as a joke to improve said connection.
Ah man this lag sucks, "STFU Noob go put a quarter in your modem"
by Chuck Finely December 9, 2013
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Put it on simmer

Something told to/about someone who is over reacting, especially when they're being overly hormonal.
Nick: She's been all over him all night and he's not even single!
Emily: Wow she really needs to put it on simmer
by The bean chillers April 9, 2015
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put arm under

When a girl with saggy tits sends you a nude and has her arm holding her tits with her arm so that they don't drag.
Dude, she captioned it put arm under. LOL
by RichardHammerbush October 20, 2015
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Put into proportion

Almost the same as 'put into perspective' but used when talking about size versus point of view.
Mark : "I think you meant 'Put into perspective"
Ella : "No I meant put into proportion"
Mark : "You're wrong "
Internet : "Ella's right"
by ellaisalwaysright August 22, 2016
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Put some man on it

When your a male acting like a female
David stop crying and put some man on it
by Whitey508 November 10, 2016
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Put the tube in the hole

To have sexual intercourse, to copulate
Literally, put the penis (tube) in the vala (hole)
Man: I am so bored out of my skull!
Woman: Yeah, me too. I don't know what we should do.
Man: I know, We can put the tube in the hole and make a baby.
Woman: Great Idea! I can finally be a mom!
by DJ CoBrA May 24, 2017
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