Trump Posting

the large and unavoidable influx of Trump-related shitposting. It began as those in favor of him, but now it's devolved into slapdashing half-assed definitions together and dumping them into Urban Dictionary and other sites in a vain attempt to cash in on the Trump Hate Train; An absence of creativity

Well, I wanted to discover funny words and phrases on Urban Dictionary, but all I found was mentions of tiny hands and orange men. It appears that the Trump Posting is in full swing.

by Not Original January 25, 2017

n posting

Similar to shitposting but explicitly using black people or racist memes.

Jim you better stop n posting pictures of Nelson Mandela's 13 inch dark dong in my wife's ass before I beat your dick off.

by Nig took my KFC December 23, 2020

Post-Pwned

When Something is post-poned so many times that you end up exasperated and/or pwned.

May 21st: Hey tonight's party is going to be next Monday because most people can't make it.
May 27th: Hey, we're just going to wait till June 4th so that these people are back from vacation.
June 4th: Sorry you drove all the way out there. I forgot to text you that we moved it to June 10th.
<response> I've been post-pwned!

by that guy you never talk to July 7, 2011

Scratcher Post

A self proclaimed tattoo artist scratcher who tears up his/her friends arms and legs with bad tattoo's.

"my boy tattooed me in his basement."..'yeah looks like he/she made you his/her his scratcher post.'

by T~Murder May 27, 2010

phantom post

This is a post on MySpace, LiveJournal, Facebook or any other such web-site where the owner of the account is unaware of the post being made under their name. It usually happens when friends find out passwords or such.

A friend got a rude post from your myspace account that you never sent... it was a phantom post.

by Cody Kahne December 27, 2005

post-married

Adj. Describes someone in the process of getting a divorce. Not exactly married, and not exactly single, either.

In his post-married life, Nestor was reluctant to date anyone, lest his soon-to-be-ex-wife or her lawyer get wind of it.

by M. Carnauba December 26, 2008

Kot Posting

Kot Posting is when you post pictures of cats in #kot-posting channel at the Dar Al Anon server

"Mashallah the Floppa you posted in Kot Posting is very beautiful"
"I'm going to KotPost my stupid cat because he is very stupid and he will always be stupid"

by Roiftheabeedmaster May 29, 2021