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Phantom Shitter investigators

A team of lads formed in Ambleside to , investigate, capture and detain an infamous Phantom Shitter. Identifiable by their unique badges, they were created to protect small towns from lesser-common shower shitters, and defend the community. Each team contains one Phantom Shitter Inspector, who inspects the crime scene after a report.
The Phantom Shitter Investigators are on the hunt in Ambleside.
by JellyMeadow77 July 27, 2023
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phantom feels

The feeling of a past experience, or feeling your not doing at the moment
You swim early in the day and at night when your laying still you feel the water moving across you, same thing with a swing, you feel on a swing: phantom feels
by MrBlueSky28 July 28, 2023
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Phantom Piss

The lingering feeling of needing to piss after you’ve held it for so long and then finally pissed.
“I think I need to pee again”
“Bro you just went. It’s probably phantom piss. You were holding your pee for the whole drive.”
by android-app August 31, 2023
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Phantom Nostalgia

Feeling nostalgic for something you never experienced, watched or played.
"I miss the '80s"
"Bro, you were born in 1996"
"Phantom nostalgia, dude."
by MemberBerries1986 July 20, 2022
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Phantom Whippy

When someone believes that they hear the Mr Whippy ice cream van music, but it is just imagined.
"Do you hear that? It's Mr Whippy and his music!"
"There's nothing there!"
"Oh darn it must have been a Phantom Whippy."
by anonymous June 9, 2022
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Phantom Whippy

When someone believes that they hear the Mr Whippy Music from his Icecream Van, but in fact, they are imagining it.
"Do you hear that? Thats Mr Whippy music!"
"I don't hear anything."
"Oh Darn it must have been a phantom whippy."
by Tomathan June 9, 2022
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Go Phantom

Definition of a phantom person:

An apparition or specter. an appearance or illusion without material substance, as a dream image, mirage, or optical illusion. a person or thing of merely illusory power, status, efficacy, etc.: the phantom of fear.

“Don’t go ghost, go phantom.”

Becoming/being a phantom: A person enduring emotional trauma decides to “go phantom”. Still being relevant and social, unlike “going ghost”, a phantom still holds his/her stigma about themselves. They don’t lose their status or communications with the outside world. A person loses themselves and decides to go phantom; their reality doesn’t feel real because of the emotional trauma they are enduring . They feel as if they are just in an allusion, their own reality feels distraught, and disturbed. But a phantom chooses to become a phantom to grow into what they plan to become. Their vision of themselves they choose to claim and compose of. Whatever a phantom’s dream or illusion is they will pursue it with consistent dedication and will. The phantom during this process find themselves again, and through time a phantom reconnects with their reality and doesn’t try to escape it, but endure it.

(A person going phantom is a person that feels broken or lost and chooses to find themselves again but not cut everyone off in the process. Humbly endures their struggle unlike ghosting.)
“Joseph didn’t go ghost, he went phantom because he wanted his friends there with him during his grind.”

Don’t go ghost, go phantom.”
by Preston Sexton June 10, 2022
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