Phantom Tongue

The feeling similar to a phantom limb when after you've made out with someone, you can still feel their tongue in your mouth.

Girl 1: Hey how was the party?
Girl 2: Eh, I still have a phantom tongue from when I made out with Joey .

by ?idk?definition April 17, 2016

Phantom Douche

The accidental injection of cold air into the rectum during anal douching. Often a result of an ill-prepared or malfunctioning douche.

My douche bag broke and I ended up having a phantom douche.

by ScoobySkeet November 29, 2016

phantom cancer

Mirre phantom

PHANTOM CANCER.

by Poseidonkukar December 12, 2016

Phantom Snacker

An unknown raider who eats food without purchasing the item. Has never been seen but evidence of open or half eaten food packages can be found in virtually any supermarket/store. Often leaving food in an unrelated area.

Employee 1: why is there an open package of Oreos in the electronics section?

Employee 2: the Phantom Snacker strikes again.

by Phantomsnacker3 January 2, 2017

phantom six

When you are gang raped by a group of ghosts. Like when you wake up thinking you fell down the stairs bottom first with no recollection of what happened.

I think Jamal was phantom sixed last night. His butthole looks like a worn out vagina and he thinks he fell down

by Ewrecksean May 13, 2016

Phantom vibration

When you feel a vibration in your pants pocket, howevever you don't have your phone in the pocket.

Hey man! My phone just vibrated. I probably got a text from my girlfriend.

Oh snap. It was just a phantom vibration. I totally forgot my phone is charging in my bedroom.

by EricMLP June 11, 2016

phantom incest

when you say you love someone like a brother or sister but still want to fuck them

sometimes i start to feel phantom incest when hanging out with my best friend for multiple hours

by evesdropper April 6, 2017