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office weapons

Any sort of weapons the weird guy on your floor may use against you in retaliation for confronting him for stealing your lunch. Office weapons include but are not limited to: ballpoint pen, pencil(mechanical or wooden), scissors, stapler, staple remover, box cutter, power cord, scalding hot coffee, computer monitor, etc.
After confronting Garry about filching my tuna sandwich, he threatened me with a number of office weapons.
by Jahbreezy February 18, 2015
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Officer Brent 69

An Eastlake Legend
From 2018-2021 the man himself gave us great quality memes of Eastlake High School. A True Blue Titan!
“Hey Bro did you see Officer Brent 69 new Insta post”

Oh yeah that stuff was hilarious
by Urban49 January 31, 2022
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Office snitch

The loneliest person in the office besides the office thug/gangster. Both seem to want the hug that will never come from the other people at the office whose lives they fucked with.
The office snitch got everybody around him/her in trouble for a living and expected other people to be friendly and kind toward him/her.
by Solid Mantis September 28, 2019
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Flex Officer

A little bitch of a CO that is constantly found underneath the desks of his/her superiors.

The Flex Officer gets to Flex on all the other Correctional Officers because he/she "knows" that they are better than everyone.

The Flex Officer can get away with almost anything.... Depending on how long they can hold their breath underneath that desk, and depending on how much they cry "unfair"

Being a Flex Officer you will usually only have to do half of the job he/she is suppose to do, and must expect applause from everyone.

Their superiors usually consist of a Daddy Captain, Mommie Lieutenant, or Uncle Lieutenant.
Hey CO, why are you staying late?

Flex Officer said it was unfair for him to be mandated, so Daddy Captain said he is not allowed to be mandated.
by BigDaddyBear53 April 12, 2025
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Office Bunny

A person, typically a woman or feminine presenting, who is hired in an office enviroment solely based on their how pleasing appearance is rather then skill or effort.
It's so unfair Jenny got this job before us, everyone knows she's just the office bunny.
by Cinderblockets November 1, 2023
mugGet the Office Bunnymug.

officate

To be in charge/control of a very special something.
She is going to officate the basktball game.
by PussyIsGood May 7, 2018
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Office-max Tango

When two or more people repeatedly staple their shirts or genitals together whilst high/drunk and attempt to dance
ex:”Jason,Kyle, and mason all did the office-max tango at mikaylas party last night.”
by scrimmykimpus April 15, 2018
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