obsolession

A fanatical interest in outdated items and/or technology.

Truth be told, obsolession isn't necessarily always an invalid/unwise practice --- if you "keep an eye on the trends" and then wait till some item you want is no longer "current", you may be able to purchase it for pennies on the dollar, or perhaps even get it for free if a retailer or company is simply tossing all its old stock.

by QuacksO October 15, 2018

obserfeeling

To observe your inner feelings with deep introspection and to articulate what is seen and felt.

I had an obserfeeling that...

by CircadianAmadeus November 10, 2018

Obserbation

The act of observing the act of fapping whilst fapping and being observed.

I saw a man conducting an obserbation three days ago.

by Capn Morg November 22, 2018

Obsessive-Compulsive Instagram Disorder (OCID)

When you feel the need to forward a just received joke, picture or video to your friends (not to the sender, of course). To be unable to keep the received medium just for you.
Common similar activities called Obsessive Compulsive Disorders or OCDs include hand washing, counting of things, and checking to see if a door is locked.

This Christmas joke card is so great. It fits perfectly to John: Sent!

Oh dear, you suffer from CID, that social media disorder. The full technical term is Obsessive-Compulsive Instagram Disorder (OCID). Or just CID.
Oh, you are a wise guy.

by ThePhysopher December 22, 2018

Obstruction

An obstruction could be anything involved in an overhead piping system included but not limited to compressed air piping, domestic water piping, mechanical piping, gas piping and steam piping.

High Bay lighting is shown equally spaced- Actual position of lights will be staggered to avoid conflict with ducts, bag rails, and other obstructions.

by Obstructionoomas1111 January 23, 2019

obsh

a sound effect you make when something doesn't go your way.

"that blow job was so obsh she almost gagged when he cummed"

by malibuniughts January 29, 2019

obsekette

Some bullshit that has no relevance to your conversation, reference of point, or current situation at hand. Makes zero common sense.

Come the fuck on Pam, how you bringing that obsekette bottle of 2009 White Zin to the Taste of Italy Night at the Wine Club?

by Tlinn February 28, 2019