douche monggler

someone who monggles douches..

1.no man i will not chill with you, you are a douche monggler.
2.wow o weez your such a fag you must monggle douches
3.whats a douche monggler?.. someone who is a monggler of douches.
4. mom stop bothering me you douche monggler.

by cheerios3 December 16, 2008

Mongolian stomach fuck

When you are effin a chick in the anal canal, and u eat her shit and puke it out onto her ass, then do her...hard

o god im gonna mongolian stomach fuck you.

by Poonum April 20, 2005

Monglish

English spoken by complete mongs which comes out in the form of complete gibberish.

His grasp of monglish was second to none!

by tronski September 15, 2005

Mongoosia

A tiny mongoose-like-creature, who stares out from his ebony peepers, dismally squinting out across the ocean, crying and lamenting for His lost mate, Otteria. Lives in a two bedroom beachhouse made out of old towels on a beach in Miami. Mongoosia is the oldest living creature on the planet, can fly if he just believes in himself, and is currently paying to keep Walt Disney frozen in the hope that one day we will find a cure.

"Aw man, i didn't sleep a wink last night, all i could hear was Mongoosia crying into his Ovaltine."

Tourist: "Hey Mongoosia! Why did Otteria leave you?"
Mongoosia: "I just got lazy, that's all." (starts crying)

by Johnny Shylock Kayoss December 25, 2007

mongolian horsemen

a term used when one decides to sneak off to the bathroom with a hot boy or girl.

The code word is "mongolian horsemen".

by suspect device July 25, 2004

The Mongoose

When you punch the girl in the back of the head or neck while in the shower so the blood doesn't get everywhere and you fuck her in the ass and yell "Ricky Ticky Tabby"

Yo, Did you see tony give that bitch the mongoose at the party last weekend ?

by The Bloody Mongoose Machine August 30, 2010

Mongo

The nickname of Aaron Himango, the coolest kid ever. He lives in Prescott, WI. Just don't piss him off because he's 6'2'' and weighs 220 lbs. He's only 16 years old! He likes playing football and lifting weights. KICKASS!

Piss "Mongo" off and get your ass kicked!

by Britt March 6, 2005