kitler

A Kitler is a cat or kitten that bears a strong resemblance to Adolf Hitler. Kitler's typically have a dark coloured or black patch of hair directly below the nose that resembles Hitler's infamous mustache.

Mom: Why don't you take fluffy out to play with the other kittens?

Girl: Idk why mom but fluffy won't play with the other cats, mostly the different coloured ones.

Mom: Well, it's official...Fluffy's a Kitler then.

by urbanr0cker May 12, 2008

kitten killer

A masturbator. (From the line on the internet, "every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten."

The Victorian Secret fashion show was over, and Elrod became a kitten killer again.

by Atomic Dog October 14, 2004

kitzia

a relatively uncommon female name. this person would have to be incredibly sexy with a rockin body and a kicking personality. very outgoing and social. someone that is sought after or envied by all her peers. one would kill to land a kitzia.

"Dude i just met a total Kitzia at the bar last night".

by the big G man December 14, 2010

soup kitchen

When a group of 4 or more bums have an orgy in a vehicle.

Hey, you wanna join us? We're going to turn this red prius into a soup kitchen.
Hey are you the bums that turned my car into a soup kitchen?

by 10footdick August 7, 2010

KITT

short for "Knight Industries Two Thousand". The name of a hero computer talking car. Its made from a 82 pontiac Firebird S/E, painted all black and has major modifacations.

"Hey Kitt buddy I need yah, Pamala Anderson is drowning out here"

by Jeff Currie November 14, 2003

Kittens

1. The baby cat, basically.
2. A mirror of The Pain Series on Encyclopedia Dramatica.

1: I have lots of kittens!
2: Go on Kittens on Encyclopedia Dramatica. It's really cute!

by LuaGunsX December 22, 2022

takeshi kitano

It's the Japanese equivalent of God or Jesus Christ. This is because of his immense talent as a filmmaker, comedian, writer, social commentator, satire, painter, killer, finger-cutter, hiker, athlete, stopping bullets with his chin, slapping drug-dealers around at public restrooms around 20 times in a single cut, storming and destroying magazine studios like "FRY DAY" who dare to tarnish his name, getting arrested after storming magazine studios like "FRY DAY" who dare to tarnish his name, resurrecting after mortal motorcycle accidents and coming back even more badass than before and discovering new talents, cooking, etc.

He is also the man Chuck Norris and Jack Bauer combined wish they could be.

"Takeshi Kitano died and came back to life! Now he has a broken wrist, an eyepatch, sticks chopsticks to Yakuza henchmen's eyes... and paints! God help us!
-Did you say 'God'?
-You're right--oh my..."

by mrkitano November 25, 2006