you hook the gas mask up to the bizong!

what you say after a bong hit.

*takes bong hit*You hook the gas mask up to the bizong!

by roachroast24 December 17, 2008

the hook

Used to decribe something as amazing or awesome.

Dayum! Dat shit is off da hook!

by smelly_cat40 November 29, 2003

poo hook

The act of inserting ones finger into the anus, or outer surrounding area and massaging until a sufficient amount of aroma exists on the digit. At this point, the finger is then surprisingly inserted into the corner of unsuspecting victim's mouth and with a sharp tug on the finger, it is "hooked" inside the recipient's mouth thus creating a "hook" effect.

Mike was being a pussy, so I had John distract him, got my finger ready and totally gave him a huge poo hook and told him to stop being such a douche.

by StuartMI November 4, 2008

Beer hook

Someone who is able to obtain beer or any other form of alcohol. They can "hook you up" with alcohol. Hence "beer hook"

We gotta find a beer hook before tomorrows party, otherwise all we're gonna have to drink is kool aid.

by buttcheeks1234 August 23, 2010

off tha hook

this is what the captain eats his strawberries off

come here cabin boy let me enter your poo pipe

by dont read this September 9, 2003

off tha hook

Beyond Tight or Cool. It's Hot

That throwback Jordan Jersey is Off Tha Hook!

by Rachel September 9, 2003

bow to the hook

A catch phrase for the band Los Machos, the band that embodies all that is pirate metal.

BOW TO THE HOOK OR DIE BITCH

arrrrrr bow to the hook yarrrrr arrrg

by piratemetalownsyou December 1, 2003