When God smears shit on your face for not worshipping him. If you're a blasphemer and ever woken up with shit all over your face, that's God saying "Gotcha, Bitch."
...And now, O ye priests, this commandment is for you.
If ye will not hear, and if ye will not lay it to heart, to give glory unto my name, saith the LORD of hosts, I will even send a curse upon you, and I will curse your blessings: yea, I have cursed them already, because ye do not lay it to heart. Behold, I will corrupt your seed, and spread dung upon your faces, even the dung of your solemn feasts; and one shall take you away with it. And ye shall know that I have sent this commandment unto you, that my covenant might be with Levi, saith the LORD of hosts.
- Malachi 2:1-4 (check if you don't believe it)
...And now, O ye priests, this commandment is for you.
If ye will not hear, and if ye will not lay it to heart, to give glory unto my name, saith the LORD of hosts, I will even send a curse upon you, and I will curse your blessings: yea, I have cursed them already, because ye do not lay it to heart. Behold, I will corrupt your seed, and spread dung upon your faces, even the dung of your solemn feasts; and one shall take you away with it. And ye shall know that I have sent this commandment unto you, that my covenant might be with Levi, saith the LORD of hosts.
- Malachi 2:1-4 (check if you don't believe it)
Richard Dawkins was often puzzled how he woke up with shit smeared on his face. Alas, he knew the LORD had given him the Holy Sanchez.
by The Holy See, Il Papa, The Pontiff November 30, 2006
Get the Holy Sanchez mug.A term said in amazement, came from a man who laughed so hard he shitted his pants. When he saw this shit the next day he said "Holy" Shit
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the shittest port town you'll ever go to. Full of dole bludgers and rain, and not much else. Thicko chav central.
Don't go to holyhead, its fucking shit!
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Get the holy shiite muslims mug.A place holy for several different religion like Christianity and its relatives Muhammudanism and Judaism to beat themselves up while saying that God is on their side while God in reality just grabs his chair and popcorn and to see who will win. Pretty much a Clusterfuck.
Meanwhile in the holy land...
Muhhummudanists: Die infidels!
Christians: No, your the true infidel infidels!
Jews: Yeah, both of you guys are the infidels. You guys beileve that an arab merchant and a jewish teacher is holy, yeah right.
Christians: Want to beat up that bastard with me?
Muhhummudanists: Sure, at least you beileve in jesus.
Jews: Heheheheha, please no, No, NOONOOO!
God: This is getting good, Gabriel, can you please butter my popcorn.
Muhhummudanists: Die infidels!
Christians: No, your the true infidel infidels!
Jews: Yeah, both of you guys are the infidels. You guys beileve that an arab merchant and a jewish teacher is holy, yeah right.
Christians: Want to beat up that bastard with me?
Muhhummudanists: Sure, at least you beileve in jesus.
Jews: Heheheheha, please no, No, NOONOOO!
God: This is getting good, Gabriel, can you please butter my popcorn.
by Hellbert jesushater May 3, 2019
Get the Holy Land mug.Probably the most liberal of the assorted all-girls schools in the DC area. Holy Child's student body may not be as racially diverse as other schools, but it is, most definitely, economically and intellectually varied. The girls tend to be very open to those different from them, especially when it comes to upperclassmen (i.e. laxers hang out with art kids during frees). The school itself is a kind of place where it is really up to a student whether or not she wants to be challenged. The school environment is very much centered on the humanities. Holy Child girls do not necessarily have a "brother school" to which they feel obligated. Therefore, there can be a wide array of boyfriends from a wide array of schools. And, sure, Holy Child may have its share of lesbians, but what all-girls school doesn't?
Finally, although the school is in Potomac, there is an extremely small minority of students who actually live there.
Finally, although the school is in Potomac, there is an extremely small minority of students who actually live there.
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