The act of positioning ones hand in a cuped fashion tight to the anus with or without pants on and farting so as to capture the stench within the hand. Upon fart completion, close the hand and quickly position the hand under an innocent bystanders nose, open the hand, and ask questioningly "fruitcup?".
John pissed me off so I gave him a fruitcup. He threw up into his mouth.
Sally is a bitch, I gave her a fruitcup and it made her eyes water. Take that cunt.
Sally is a bitch, I gave her a fruitcup and it made her eyes water. Take that cunt.
by bg909 May 12, 2010
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Or, a kind of dessert that deeply resembles a loaf of bread only it's a lot sweeter, softer, and contains candied fruit... Which aren't actually fruits at all.
Or, a kind of dessert that deeply resembles a loaf of bread only it's a lot sweeter, softer, and contains candied fruit... Which aren't actually fruits at all.
1) A person digs through trash and eats it. Observer says, "Dude, what a fruit cake!"
2) Why a 'fruit cake' is called a fruit cake is a mystery since it isn't really a cake, and it doesn't even have fruits inside.
2) Why a 'fruit cake' is called a fruit cake is a mystery since it isn't really a cake, and it doesn't even have fruits inside.
by Ebony Chalk December 23, 2008
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If a girl is having her period during sex, get a plate and let it drip onto the plate. Then take a piece of dental floss, dip it in the blood on the plate, shove the dental floss in your dick hole, and let the woman take the other end of the dental floss out of your asshole.
by CHODE_MASTA_X July 26, 2003
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Christina: "Wow, Eric acts like a teenage girl and he always hits on straight men!"
Nikki: "He just recently came out and hasn't developed his gay swagger yet, he's a FRESH FRUIT!"
Nikki: "He just recently came out and hasn't developed his gay swagger yet, he's a FRESH FRUIT!"
by Sugar P**** November 7, 2010
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Hey Chris, put on your fruit boots and let's get going!
Hey I was wondering if you wanted to fruit boot today
Hey I was wondering if you wanted to fruit boot today
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Get the fruita mug.Person 1: "dude did you eat some fruit salad?"
Person 2:"yes, I ate some fruit salad."
Person 1: "oh, okay. Cool."
Person 2: "yeah, you bet."
Person 1:"did you hear they're not Ethiopian condoms"
Person 2: "I mean, that's pretty obvious"
Person 1: "oh"
Person 2:"yes, I ate some fruit salad."
Person 1: "oh, okay. Cool."
Person 2: "yeah, you bet."
Person 1:"did you hear they're not Ethiopian condoms"
Person 2: "I mean, that's pretty obvious"
Person 1: "oh"
by Mangularis Angularis November 30, 2016
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